If you really want your marriage to last, go ahead and kill your soon to be mother-in-law. Already you will have eliminated 90% of the fights in your future.
I am entering the Music City strongman Showdown, and will probably be entering as a novice heavyweight. I don't have any access to equipment as of yet, but I'm hoping I get creative and make some or go to a junkyard and find some substitutes. I have just switched my routine from WSB and it...