Recent content by heliosorion

Can't a person just be weird or a little off anymore? When I was a kid they just used the term eccentric. Now there's a disorder and a pill to cure it for everything...except for the ever present JackassToolitis. They're still working on a cure for that one.

Thx. It's sad to say they're everywhere now.

Whole time to make sure all are witnessing his greatness. With weight in place he's ready for battle. He catches eyes with the quiet newbie doing curls in the corner and demands a spot. Not wanting any trouble, the kid obliges. Oompa Loompa slides under the bar writhing and breathing the whole...

How about the orange Oompa Loompa looking Guido with 5 shirts on under his hoodie who spends the first half of his workout yappin' to his fellow goons a about the gear he almost scored and drinking a protein shake. When he's finally ready to throw down with the iron, he jumps on the bike for 10...