Recent content by bitemeagain

You're even loonier than me.

I'd give you karma if I could. Never thought of that.

The day I was doing squats in a packed gym full of women and men and my shorts ripped and I was left standing there in a jock strap. Actually, I wasn't that embarrased.

My daughter sucked hers until she was about 8 or 9. We put that bad tasting stuff on her thumb to get her to stop and then she started sucking her finger in her sleep. Ahhh, the fond memories. She was the cutest child in the world.

Yeah, I'm just too lazy to log out and log back in. It might not work and then I'd get pissed and I really don't want to start my day off like that. So I'll try tonight when I'm better equipped to deal with the frustration.

And if I buy it, do I get a platinum membership?

Wait until she's 12 and then you'll want to choke her. It's not cute at that age. I'd probably spoil her all over again though, but I'd a found a way to curb that smart little mouth.

Some other day, you'd beat the shit outta of me right now. I'm feeling really old and slow. If 2Thick was correct about jerking off often making you die younger, I don't have long left.

I'll say it again. Funniest character on EF bar none. Go to sleep knowing that you make me LMAO.

True dat about suicide. Probably most people that die of natural causes, suffer greatly. Most people have no idea except for those that work with dying people. I've seen it and it ain't pretty.

I think I'd be rather be dead. Better to burn out than fade away.

I'm seriously debating it. It's a strong craving.

Nobody even gives a shit? I might as well kill myself. That's 40 posts for the day under this account that won't exist after tomorrow.

ning just to get one. It's so nice to be unemployed.

Yeah, I've got 2 or 3 friends that I've had since I was little and when we get together, we often act like little kids. Never too old to have fun. The bastards are married now, so I rarely ever see them anymore.