Jesus, a black man and a mexican are all taking a piss off the bridge. The mexican says, "hey holmes, this water sure is cold". The black man say's, "yo and its dizeep too yo". And Jesus say's, "and now its wine!"
A buddy of mine claims he had sexual relations with some of the animals he tends to on his grandpa's farm. i think he's sick in the head for even saying it even if its not true.