Strangest compliment you've gotten from a girl/guy?

[-Ariel-]

Do this...next time just look her in the eyes and say..

"Boy, and I thought this was going to be awkward. I'm glad you felt that way."

Then grab her flab.

Then axe kick!

If I didnt 'dig on her, I would like talk incessantly about how Mexico has a long way to go in globalization, that in reality, I think that she should stop working on her masters in Developmental Psych, cause really women shouldn't teach on the college level, also now that I've stopped smoking weed, I can't respect some pothead chic. I mean, its so not feminine to smoke pot, she should just stick to wine coolers. Also I should've asked bout, what are the chances of us getting a 3 way on with a stripper in Juarez...

Yeah, I just laughed it off...

I don't blame her, however, she knows me well enough to know that shit I just graduated, and holidays, and fuck man I just wanna let go for a couple of months, sick and tired of regiments and burnt out on orientation of improving the self. We all should get to be Homer Simpson every once and awhile.

 

[nefertiti]

I once heard I had pretty eyelashes...that was probably the strangest one since I don't think there's anything remarkable about my eyelashes.

Ariel...you're KILLING me lol.

 

[-Ariel-]

I once heard I had pretty eyelashes...that was probably the strangest one since I don't think there's anything remarkable about my eyelashes.

Ariel...you're KILLING me lol.

Thanx Nef, okay, here is what U normally get...

Eyes, Hair, legs probably too, but eyelashes, dude... like even if a chic has awesome eyelashes, I just don't think dudes have been like I dunno built or taught to pick up on that detail.

Thats like an IRS Auditor of like compliments, I mean some mad attention to detail, with a fem twist.
Yeah, I also think U most likely get comlimented on your voice too. I imagine U have a voice that reflects your persona, in my head its just a shade higher than Demi Moore, I think the rhythm changes with the situation and peeps though. Course thats true for us all.

Hope U and Your fam, or U and Aquaman are Having a tranquil holidays.
Mine sure is quiet, I'm in Vegas, staying away from the strip, fucking New Years there would've been something I would've dug at 24, but not now.

 

[AztecWarrior]

Some gothic chick in hs told me, I have a great ass. Said she'd love to pee in it. Now that was strange.

 

[AztecWarrior]

I once heard I had pretty eyelashes...that was probably the strangest one since I don't think there's anything remarkable about my eyelashes.

Ariel...you're KILLING me lol.

How is that strange. I get that all the time. My lashes are natrually curly. They say they wish they had mine.

 

[AztecWarrior]

The weirdest from a guy was at my new job at lunch. The dude said, out of all of us, I was the best looking and hoped i pass my probation. Everyone was like WTF!!! Didn't say much after that.

 

[gripweight]

One female complimented on the smoothness of my gooch.

 

[PICK3]

I was once told my jiz taste like nectar

 

[slat1]

I was bouncing one night and some lady stuffed a piece of paper in my hand and walked away smiling. I looked at it and it said "you have beautiful eyebrows" Then her name and number. That was odd.
I do weird stuff to the really hot girls I know who have guys fall all over them. I will ask them if I can have their hair... for my doll. Offer to brush it etc. Some of them freak out. The girls that get my jokes love me. They are usually self confident and down to earth. The ones that dont are usually not self confident. Its all in a good laugh though.

 

[calveless wonder]

one girl told me i had really soft hands