People of EF tell me about yourselves....

[the_alcatraz]

As opposed to what other kind of cock? lol

lololololololololololololololo

 

[bottleneckblooz]

:d

lololololololololololololololo

 

[digimon7068]

i'm a fuckin' idiot. . .but i have a good heart. . .i work too much. . .i sometimes drink too much jim beam. . .i play guitar. . .a LOT. . .very poorly. . .if there was a calendar of 40-something y/o cpa's, i'd be on all 12 pages. . .mostly cause i'm probably the only one that still has all his hair. . .plus, i look a little like george clooney. . .and i have killer abs (usually). . .

 

[captainahole]

i'm a fuckin' idiot. . .but i have a good heart. . .i work too much. . .i sometimes drink too much jim beam. . .i play guitar. . .a LOT. . .very poorly. . .if there was a calendar of 40-something y/o cpa's, i'd be on all 12 pages. . .mostly cause i'm probably the only one that still has all his hair. . .plus, i look a little like george clooney. . .and i have killer abs (usually). . .

I can understand this one. I play the drums not so much anymore but I do suck but it's fun.

 

[txbondsman]

I am AAP's negative image...

 

[wills_got_rythm]

13.5 is the largest male cock on record so I'm thinking it's not yours! Just saying

You been watching me pee?

 

[wills_got_rythm]

And you know this because..............

I think she was watching me pee!!!!

 

[captainahole]

I am AAP's negative image...

I swear the woman in your avatar works in my office. I have said on many occasions if I want to screw up my marriage that's the girl I'd like to do it with.

 

[Frisky]

I'm hot and i'm cool... everyone wants to be like me.

 

[captainahole]

I'm hot and i'm cool... everyone wants to be like me.

I'm not completely sure about that statement but that's quite the tongue you have on you there. Tell me can you touch your nose with your tongue?