They call you, at work mind you, and say "hi, it's me" without adding their name. Hey dumbfuck...everybody that has ever dialed a god damn phone "is me" or "is them". Just say ya God damn name for cryin out loud.
My roommate will call me at home and ask me where I am. I'm where you just called, bitch. If you don't know where that is please do not operate heavy machinery.
My favorite is on my work voicemail........work in an IT office with 3K+ users across the country.....................
Message today: "Hey...its Mike. I am having computer issues today. Please give me a call." Nothing more. Ran a first name check......72 people named Mike. WTF??????
That stuff happens to me all the time, my name is on my building, 5' tall letters x 50'feet long, people come in and they obviously know me from somewhere, but they never say their name or where I may know them from. The worst part is if they buy something and they want a reciept, then I have to ask the name they want on it, some just say, "mine", then I have to ask them wtf theirs is.
They call you, at work mind you, and say "hi, it's me" without adding their name. Hey dumbfuck...everybody that has ever dialed a god damn phone "is me" or "is them". Just say ya God damn name for cryin out loud.