I need help throwing someone out(or atleast some advice)

[Big Rick Rock]

Ok,Heres my situation My current GF has a Rental condo unit in Aventura florida.She went into a verbal agreement(because the guy was a supposed friend)And now he refuses to pay and is 3 months behind(1400.00 per month)Now If this girl wasnt so damn hot,cool,and helpless I probably would not give 2 shits But shes a solid citizen.Now,Outside of me flying down there and physically throwing this dickhead out(which I dont mind)What the hell else can she do?I called the police they say its a civil matter(lease or no lease)And I need to go thru the court system(300.00 to get started)This shit piss's me off and If he wasnt 1000 miles away I would take the chance of getting arrested and drag his ass out by his nutsack.Any help or advice would be great.Later

Go see the local Sheriff's department and make a donation to their widows or retirees or some shit like that. I said SHERIFF not police.
Make sure they know this guy is suppose to be leaving now and has defaulted on his rent ect ect ect.
Let the Sheriff do their work.

A little more complicated than that, but that is a possible way to get it done.

 

[jnevin]

I still say just torch the joint.

 

[goin on 4T]

I still say just torch the joint.

Nice!

 

[BlueBird]

if this is no written agreement between your gal and the guy, only verbal...if his name is not on anything....why can't you/her just dump his posessions out in the hall and change the door locks?

I'm not sure if it's universal, but when there's an oral agreement, I believe there's an implication of a 30 day lease of occupancy. She should have gotten the rent and damage fee up front before the first day of occupancy, then started legal eviction proceedings when he defaulted into the second month...he would have been *escorted* out by the third month.

 

[Jocques Straap]

Change the locks, put his stuff out on the street. Problem solved.

- Make sure future tenants sign a lease.

 

[goin on 4T]

Change the locks, put his stuff out on the street. Problem solved.

- Make sure future tenants sign a lease.

And thus the ACLU was formed! No offense but you arn't really serious? Do you know what happens? LAWSUIT... Where is HR oh I mean sweet cakes aka craby patties aka snakky cakes she could explain this so people could understand the liability one incurs when attempting this. You would be charged with unlawfull eviction and conversion, breaking and entering, if personal belongings were left outside and no inventory was taken the tenant could claim his winning lottery ticket was on the table and stolen and you would have a multi million dollar claim... No joke. Don't F*** with peoples stuff it will bite you in the a**!

 

[jnevin]

And thus the ACLU was formed! No offense but you arn't really serious? Do you know what happens? LAWSUIT... Where is HR oh I mean sweet cakes aka craby patties aka snakky cakes she could explain this so people could understand the liability one incurs when attempting this. You would be charged with unlawfull eviction and conversion, breaking and entering, if personal belongings were left outside and no inventory was taken the tenant could claim his winning lottery ticket was on the table and stolen and you would have a multi million dollar claim... No joke. Don't F*** with peoples stuff it will bite you in the a**!

If there was no agreement to begin with, who's to say she didn't just find out the guy was squatting there?

 

[goin on 4T]

If there was no agreement to begin with, who's to say she didn't just find out the guy was squatting there?

First of all squatter WTF?
Paying or not you can't open the door throw someones shit out on the ground and change the locks. Well unless the guy is on meth. (Lots of misspelled words in this story oh well it is true) My buddy and I did buy one house where there was a meth head. His mom died and left him the house. Here is how it went down. I bought the house in foreclosure. Takes me about an hour to get there. The guy is still there and he answers the door lets me in and we talk. No violence on his part, very good! So I tell him he has to go. He says ok. I say how long and he says can I have till the weekend I said sure. So my partner shows up there Monday. Guess what the guy is still living there but he is clearing out his personal stuff. Good thing. So my partner tells him he has a lot of trash we are going to bring in a 30 yard dumpster and whatever he doesn't want just throw it away and we will be back. My partner show up Wednesday and the guy is moving slowly. My partner starts to get anxious, this guy is slow tells him he has to move faster etc. Friday partner and I show up guy lets us in the house getting alot better inside. Guy says he is just about done inside, BTW the guy is high as hell from meth. The walks to the back of the property to talk to a buddy helping him. My partner changes the locks without this guy knowing it. The comes to the front and I am standing there just incase things get ugly. My partner says is there anything else you need. The guy looks at him crooked headed, and says whatever. He has a motorhome out front and he had been moving his crap into the motor home or throwing it into the bin. So my parter says again so your done. He kinda looks odd again. My partner says you have to sign this letter stating for insurance purposes you are no longer liable for premises. He signs the letter I close the door. The guy tries to go inside door is locked we tell him too bad you are staying in your trailor if you break into the house we will have you arrested and being a meth head he doesn't want police involvement. You need to move your motorhome immediately. Saturday morning early 7AM we show up with a crew of 8 guys to clean up yard prune and stuff. My partner starts beating on the door of the motor home. The guy answers the door all whaked out and says his distributor is broken. So I said pull it lets go to autozone. bought him new distributor still didn't start. My partner says when this thing is fixed where are you going, same dumb stare my partner asks him for cross streets. the guy answers, next thing i know my partner is on his cell phone hiring a towing company to move the guys motorhome! Hour later the tow guy shows up looks at the dopper looks at us and says fuck! My partner tells the tow truck driver to move the motor home to this location and he will get paid when he comes back with out the motor home 1.5 hours later here comes the tow truck empty and with the biggest smile on his face. My partner hands him the cash and we never heard from that doper again!!!
Don't try this at home!

 

[jnevin]

First of all squatter WTF?
Paying or not you can't open the door throw someones shit out on the ground and change the locks. Well unless the guy is on meth. (Lots of misspelled words in this story oh well it is true) My buddy and I did buy one house where there was a meth head. His mom died and left him the house. Here is how it went down. I bought the house in foreclosure. Takes me about an hour to get there. The guy is still there and he answers the door lets me in and we talk. No violence on his part, very good! So I tell him he has to go. He says ok. I say how long and he says can I have till the weekend I said sure. So my partner shows up there Monday. Guess what the guy is still living there but he is clearing out his personal stuff. Good thing. So my partner tells him he has a lot of trash we are going to bring in a 30 yard dumpster and whatever he doesn't want just throw it away and we will be back. My partner show up Wednesday and the guy is moving slowly. My partner starts to get anxious, this guy is slow tells him he has to move faster etc. Friday partner and I show up guy lets us in the house getting alot better inside. Guy says he is just about done inside, BTW the guy is high as hell from meth. The walks to the back of the property to talk to a buddy helping him. My partner changes the locks without this guy knowing it. The comes to the front and I am standing there just incase things get ugly. My partner says is there anything else you need. The guy looks at him crooked headed, and says whatever. He has a motorhome out front and he had been moving his crap into the motor home or throwing it into the bin. So my parter says again so your done. He kinda looks odd again. My partner says you have to sign this letter stating for insurance purposes you are no longer liable for premises. He signs the letter I close the door. The guy tries to go inside door is locked we tell him too bad you are staying in your trailor if you break into the house we will have you arrested and being a meth head he doesn't want police involvement. You need to move your motorhome immediately. Saturday morning early 7AM we show up with a crew of 8 guys to clean up yard prune and stuff. My partner starts beating on the door of the motor home. The guy answers the door all whaked out and says his distributor is broken. So I said pull it lets go to autozone. bought him new distributor still didn't start. My partner says when this thing is fixed where are you going, same dumb stare my partner asks him for cross streets. the guy answers, next thing i know my partner is on his cell phone hiring a towing company to move the guys motorhome! Hour later the tow guy shows up looks at the dopper looks at us and says fuck! My partner tells the tow truck driver to move the motor home to this location and he will get paid when he comes back with out the motor home 1.5 hours later here comes the tow truck empty and with the biggest smile on his face. My partner hands him the cash and we never heard from that doper again!!!
Don't try this at home!

She couldn't say he was staying there without permission and that he was trespassing and just give him the boot? There's no contract, so how would he prove otherwise? He's not on the title or being billed the utilities.

 

[goin on 4T]

She couldn't say he was staying there without permission and that he was trespassing and just give him the boot? There's no contract, so how would he prove otherwise? He's not on the title or being billed the utilities.

Pretty hard to say that with all of his personal property in the house.