Ha. saw a coworker on the toilet today.

[Grumpy Old Man]

In my office, there's an executive washroom. You need the key to get in and the door is kept locked all the time. it's a NICE bathroom. and the only people who have access to the key are supposed to be the CEO, CFO, President, director of purchasing, VP of sales, Human resources director, the recruiter, office manager, and me (marketing director).

There's another bathroom right near it that's also nice, but everyone has access to it, so it's not always as clean or as nice.

anyway, once in a while I get to the executive one and the person who last used it didn't shut the door behind them when they left, so anyone could go right in.
There's this new guy in sales. he's very nice, but he's one of those people that if you say you like karaoke, he claims to have been in a rock band. you say you got a ticket, he says he used to race cars. you say you need to make dinner, he claims to have been an executive chef (he's 32). He thinks he knows everything and stopped at my desk and started editing something i'm doing. Meanwhile, for part of his job, i'm his supervisor...

Today, he must have seen the executive bathroom open, cause he used it. I didn't know, got to the door with the key, and opened it wide open. there he was, pants around his ankles, sitting on the bowl.

Hai!

Add his experience he is 87 yrs old. Then fire him. Besides I have my own washroom, shower, refrig in my office. There better not be some person in my WC! I never do my duty unless I am home.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Add his experience he is 87 yrs old. Then fire him. Besides I have my own washroom, shower, refrig in my office. There better not be some person in my WC! I never do my duty unless I am home.

+1

With regards to doing your duty when you're home lol

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

+1

With regards to doing your duty when you're home lol

Well of course, I always do my duty at home, the kinihag is very demanding. She is one black belt shopper! Then I have to provide the husband service. She got some awesome one of a kind jewerly at the Grapefest tonight. As long as momma is happy everyone is happy! She is one awesome lady.

traz, have a great night! Time for "Showtime"

 

[the_alcatraz]

Well of course, I always do my duty at home, the kinihag is very demanding. She is one black belt shopper! Then I have to provide the husband service. She got some awesome one of a kind jewerly at the Grapefest tonight. As long as momma is happy everyone is happy! She is one awesome lady.

traz, have a great night! Time for "Showtime"

haha! nice It's obvious you keep BM happy. With your character and love of life, it shouldn't be too hard

Have a good night bro and good seein ya!

 

[ceo]

he's very nice, but he's one of those people that if you say you like karaoke, he claims to have been in a rock band. you say you got a ticket, he says he used to race cars. you say you need to make dinner, he claims to have been an executive chef (he's 32). He thinks he knows everything and stopped at my desk and started editing something i'm doing.

I have a friend like that. When he starts up with that crap we call him "Bigger & Better"...cuz if you've done something, he's done it "Bigger & Better".

 

[Smurfy]

this guy sounds like a classic Penelope from SNL

 

[chris302001]

this guy sounds like a classic Penelope from SNL

lolololol!

 

[stilleto]

why didn't the guy just reach out and stop you opening the door?

the toilet is about 10 feet from the door. the room has a bench and a big antique oak dresser in it, plus a large plant and there's still plenty of room.

 

[MichaelScott]

it is a natural body function.

 

[Oceano]

the toilet is about 10 feet from the door. the room has a bench and a big antique oak dresser in it, plus a large plant and there's still plenty of room.

holy fk, sounds like a full bedroom not a toilet