You're doing it wrong, all you'll see if the heffers trying to lose weight for their resolution.Going to Planet Fitness tonight to hit on the sexy girls on the treadmill and look like a boss with the 65 pound dumbbells
My resolution is to get my shit together as much as Velvett
i love new years.
every year the quote "you can't sweat away the fat" rings true. I rarely hear someone say "This year, i'm gonna eat healthy and eat less".
a quote that is alone as my love life (hold me).

Thankfully I go to a small guy...



You're doing it wrong, all you'll see if the heffers trying to lose weight for their resolution.
I'll be there today![]()
Just give them a month or so and they will stop going. Thankfully I go to a small guy so this doesn't happen to me.
A guy who likes em small
hahahhaha i just saw that actually "I go to a small guy"
what a fucking phagocyte noobstick
I bowflex
Remember the poster Randy the Bowflex guy on here in the old days. Dude was super creepy nice and just irritated the shit out of everyone, but was funny as hell.
Remember the poster Randy the Bowflex guy on here in the old days. Dude was super creepy nice and just irritated the shit out of everyone, but was funny as hell.
What I'm saying, is that there are people who DO work out and are in shape, and there are people who talk about it. There is no such thing as "Gonna work out and get in shape". Same with smokers… You smoke or you don't. Every smoker says "I'm gonna quit", but that's a lie, because if they truly intended to quit, they'd have quit before they talk about quitting. ;-)
Gyms rely on all those people showing up and starting a membership in January, and crapping out by the 15th of the month.
Charles
Any phaggett worrh his weight in man juice likes teh big cack.
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The gym has gone all Prick3 this year.
there are people who DO work out and are in shape

Seriously, anybody who makes a new year's resolution to change any habits or hit the gym, has ALREADY procrastinated, and is not going to follow through. Because if they WERE the type to follow through, they'd have done it before New Year's Day.
I laughed to myself last night when I noticed the jam-packed parking lot at Gold's Gym in Simi Valley. And Gold's is laughing all the way to the bank!
Charles
I used to agree with that sentiment. Either you were committed to change or not -- irregardless of when you started.
But now I subscribe to a different theory. I believe holiday stress triggers a lot of people into some very unhealthy habits (eating too much, drinking too much, skipping workouts). The significance of New Year's Day is they are past Thanksgiving and Christmas and can resume with their lives.
Accidental double post
Fucking liar. You did that shit on purpose.
WTF!? Kx250rider is a good bro. We don't talk to him like that!
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And why is he so special??
Oops- I started something.His sirens are scary as fuck.
Oh and also nipple rings
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I'm only impressed by cawk rings.

there's more rings?Supposing if I disclosed those things, I'd say mine is 00g
Charles

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