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javaguru
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It's better to be alone than in a shitty relationship which is the definition of lonely. Self-awareness is the greatest gift one can give oneself.
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It's better to be alone than in a shitty relationship which is the definition of lonely. Self-awareness is the greatest gift one can give oneself.
dude...he was a combat engineer...mechanized,old ironsides..he was out clearing ied's, fallujah
guard at abu ghraib, all that jaz
there really was nothing POG about his MOS or unit
I know that.
But it's a ton of fun to fuck with those borderline guys like you and Greg.
I gave a field radio operator shit about it once and he flipped a switch and started yelling about how I don't know shit etc etc hahahaha
But it's a ton of fun to fuck with those borderline guys like you and Greg.
I gave a field radio operator shit about it once and he flipped a switch and started yelling about how I don't know shit etc etc hahahaha
if you had any self awareness you would've stopped posting here a long time ago
javaguru
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I'm a resonance board for the other chimps; I know my role here.
javaguru
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I went out with a chick and at the end of the date she told me she was done with high testosterone males...lmao...
Who knew I had such power over the fairer sex. Maybe I can turn one to the geigh...
this didn't happen
Maybe it would've gone better if your fatass didn't eat her Applebees steak when she was in the bathroom...
javaguru
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We had Lebanese food...
javaguru
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Indeed it did...chicks dig me...check your jelly.
idk if he would flip about it anymore honestly
we've both got shit here and there (his class A's in a garement bag, my dog tags on the bathrom mirror) and vet tags on our cars but idk that either one of us gives too many shits about it anymore aside from a few vet organization volunteering things
lol youre doing it wrong because ive never tagged more ass than when i decided to do everything associated with high test. Im sure the other robs that actually get laid advise against going to bed bath and beyond with chicks.
javaguru
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It's slang...
I'm good looking, have a good personality and a career...Chicks dig me...Even Cindy would tell you I'm charming as hell. An ex once told me, the sex is amazing but what keeps me coming back is your personality.
uhhhhh, why does anyone defend their sexual prowess online?
seriously?
seriously?
Java, I would like to extend to you an invitation to go hunting with SD and I in the East Texas thicket....
javaguru
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I thought you got married after one drunken date?
Manipulating someone into liking you isn't the same thing as something built on mutual respect. The funniest thing a girlfriend ever told me was when Mel tilted her head and said I was the chick in our relationship. We were discussing the engagement ring and I was vehement that it had to be at least one carat and she was putting forth the case for $200.00 ring from a pawn shop. She was right, it was all about me.
javaguru
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Thanks, the last time I was afraid of being shot in the back was in BCT when I was paired with "ratboy" for combat rushes.
Our first date was drunk, got married a year later. I dont know how that translates into manipulation since she was the one who basically "had her way with me" that night. I got over the old dogma long ago like dont get drunk on a first date, if she puts out first date shes not a keeper, and all that other horse shit that guys think.
Quit being the chick and you will get further with women. If my wife wants to go to bed bath and beyond i say " ok have fun", end of story.
Thanks, the last time I was afraid of being shot in the back was in BCT when I was paired with "ratboy" for combat rushes.
Oh I would never shoot you in the back bro
But after getting hit in the legs a few times, a person if bound to think 'hmmm wtf are these bullets coming from?' And then curiosity would prevail...
Lol jk....come with us bro
Bring two shovels
Bring two shovels
javaguru
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I apologize if I was giving off the vibe that first date sex is bad...I like a woman that goes after what she wants and is honest about it. I'm a total feminist when it comes to female sexuality.
I had the conversation with Dr. Heather...listen, the game is that you pretend to not want sex until you don't feel like a whore....I get it.
javaguru
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It might be nice to go hunting with two marines, I can school you on shooting.
I was raised as a hunter and not shooting targets to feel good as a marksman.Fucking douchebag marines, you have an inflated opinion of yourselves but you can hit a target...asshats..I would share a fighting position any day with you assholes.
Marines are assault troops for beaches and airborne are assault troops for airfields; We both exchange casualties for time. I'm not happy that we had the same mission...I'm supposed to be smarter than that...
javaguru
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I concur but I'm an assman...
It might be nice to go hunting with two marines, I can school you on shooting.
Fucking douchebag marines, you have an inflated opinion of yourselves but you can hit a target...asshats..I would share a fighting position any day with you assholes.
Marines are assault troops for beaches and airborne are assault troops for airfields; We both exchange casualties for time. I'm not happy that we had the same mission...I'm supposed to be smarter than that...
we didn't say to bring a gun fgt we said shovels
And lol @ you outshooting two country ass TX Marines on a hunting trip.
Tell me, where did you get the meat for your last meal?
Tell me, where did you get the meat for your last meal?
Strongbow
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Serious question any of you military vets ever been shot ?
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Nope. Thank God.
I do have a mostly titanium foot though. Humvee took an IED in Helmund Province. That was my 2nd Purple Heart.
Shit happens.
I do have a mostly titanium foot though. Humvee took an IED in Helmund Province. That was my 2nd Purple Heart.
Shit happens.
javaguru
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Nope, I have that weird glowy light...shit magically misses me.
Strongbow
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Been shot two sepreate times. Neither one in a vital spot. Its a pretty fucked up experience but if you live you never forget tht feeling
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javaguru
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Kroger...
My father gave me my first weapon at the age of six...a .22 rifle and I plunked targets incessantly under his supervision.
My high school gave us three days excused absence for deer season; I'm country as fuck. I will talk shit about my shooting skills all day you marine bastard.
I need a jerking off smiley right now
The guys I saw get shot either went down like a sack of potatos or kept returning fire and we never knew until after the firefight. Seemed like there was no in between.
I couldn't imagine taking a round and saying 'fuck it I can bleed later'
I couldn't imagine taking a round and saying 'fuck it I can bleed later'
Kroger...
My father gave me my first weapon at the age of six...a .22 rifle and I plunked targets incessantly under his supervision.
My high school gave us three days excused absence for deer season; I'm country as fuck. I will talk shit about my shooting skills all day you marine bastard.
lol @ kroger.
I'm not your friend.
I hate all you fgts
Promise?
javaguru
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No, you aren't but I will still look out for you.
lolololol
Real talk for a second, as a vet we are in the same brotherhood and I wish you the best. We disagree on pretty much everything and I think you have some issues you need help with, but I still hope you turn out ok. I never like to see a vet dealing with demons.
Now that that faggot shit is over, you are still a doucher
Real talk for a second, as a vet we are in the same brotherhood and I wish you the best. We disagree on pretty much everything and I think you have some issues you need help with, but I still hope you turn out ok. I never like to see a vet dealing with demons.
Now that that faggot shit is over, you are still a doucher
absolutely
<3 good
javaguru
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Nuff said asshole..I was an NCO..I ain't your mama or daddy but I give you real talk.
congratulations on making this more boring than it already was
javaguru
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Real talk...I would share a fighting position with any marine because at least they can shoot straight and they know how to obey orders.
That being said, you're all asshats....
me too
and...I have to drive all over creation tonight....
this thread and the though of driving everywhere makes me crabby
and...I have to drive all over creation tonight....
this thread and the though of driving everywhere makes me crabby
javaguru
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Please elaborate so we can make this thread about your trials and tribulations.
javaguru
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Can I get a hug?
no , I think this one is all yours bro
javaguru
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I was stabbed once..it felt hot.
javaguru
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Thanks for sharing the spotlight..I still e-luv you shirlz..
WoodyO
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I cut my gooch one time shaving with some hair trimmers. Pinched like a mother fucker.
how many more months till they get that shit running again?
it must have , you're still bitching about it like over a month later
WoodyO
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I've actually done it quite a few times. Thank you very much.
javaguru
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That's the point of ef..we're all bitching about something. Maybe someone will care at sometime...
javaguru
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I try to give false hope...reality is a cruel mistress.
javaguru
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You need to ask permission?
I'm done when any woman talks about the honey do list...It ain't a partnership it's a dictatorship.
WoodyO
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No, I'm a single father, so I drag a 5 year old with me everywhere I go. He's well known in the local tasting rooms.
I'm sure there will be some weekend craft beer events that are kid friendly in San Diego this weekend.
I saw that, but there was really nothing going on. At least not an organized large event.
Bro, we're going to LegoLand this weekend. Not sure if tomorrow or Sunday yet.
If it was a dictatorship your ass wouldnt be running off to bed bath and beyond with your chick. You would also make her go to UFC events at bars with you however, and she will agree on both counts.
I like UFC events at bars and bed bath and beyond...jus sayin
javaguru
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Your child is a gift..teach him brother...He's five he has every question in the world to ask...give him real answers.
javaguru
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I exchanged Grey's Anatomy for Battlestar.. I hate what you watch but I'll cherish our time together.
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Yeah...if I'm paying for everything..Mel loved UFC events but she also loved Vegas more.
Some would call me a shitty person but I'm more than happy to trade. I told Cindy exactly what would happen if we fought...she called half of elitefitness complaining about me; I told her ahead of time that I would go to my man cave and wouldn't talk to her for a day or two.
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WoodyO
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All the ladies in plat chat pretty much said I'm a lousy father.
hmmmm
wtf?
fucking cunts got no right to talk
javaguru
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You're only a shitty father if you don't treat him like a little man. He may have stupid questions but you need to teach him...this is the foundation of reason. Children bring up really difficult questions. As an engineer I know how you want to address the question, these are the facts...He needs a philosophical conversation with his father.You're his god....that's how boys look at their father.
javaguru
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Indeed, but I spent many years as a child...
you've created a monster
javaguru
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What do you know about being a father?
The data are clear...fathers are very important in the development of a child, in some respects more important than a mother.
Your son wants to love his father...his father might be a shithead but that ain't your choice to make for him.
You started threads. Do you remember that?
javaguru
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Nope, Cindy made accusations of infidelity with Shirlene. I know the difference between a joke and an accusation. My other elationships were relatively private. Cindy wants hers for public consumption. Me, leadhead and you...the trend is consistent. Don't pay attention to what people say...pay attention to what they do.
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Is this better....
Cindy accused me of an affair with Shirlene.....I know the difference between an accusation and a joke. A joke doesn't have twenty questions following it.
Objectively speaking, would a rational person make their ledhead followed my Mitch relationship public on EF if they were genuinely concerned with privacy? That's insane....unless you seek drama. I must quote Shakespeare, "she doth protest too much."
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Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
I never accused you of an affair. Shirlene and I are good friends. Even if I did...who cares? wtf difference does that make? NONE? LOL I called Shirlene the first 30 days..she knows this is bull.
Also, it was you who said telling EF would be like "Christmas morning"
and ledhead made me go public and start a thread.
The people here are my friends. It's not "public" like that. You don't get it. There's no drama between Mitch and I because he's normal.
I can do whatever I want. You don't get a say in what I do. If you don't like it, then don't look at it. It's been years java. Years.
Just leave us alone. It won't work.
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lol @ leadhead making you do anything are you forgetting what you said about both of them...you're a viper cindy and you're inconsequential to the world. Nobody cares...Indeed I don't even remember the last name you told that you held secret for months..I didn't care...I never cared that you wouldn't tell me your college major. Inconsequential self aggrandizing bullshit on your part...I didn't care enough to push the issue cindy. Remember when I told you that rnch called you a snake that shouldn't be trusted years ago? I don't care or give a shit about you...you and Mitch can run off to whatever relationship you want but EF knows your truth to a small degree.
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