My girlfriend might be pregnant help

[smurf2]

lol @ 3 weeks pregnant.

 

[Aplopez8]

lol @ 3 weeks pregnant.

What's so funny

 

[WoodyO]

I just found out my wife is 5 minutes pregnant.

 

[Aplopez8]

I just found out my wife is 5 minutes pregnant.

She's cheating on u

 

[Wulfgar]

Ive knocked up 8-13 girls in my time

Everyone of em ran screaming to the abortion clinic when they found out it was mine

 

[Fitguy308]

Haha that's funny wulf they must think your a real catch you probly have a couple kids out there you don't know about

 

[Headholio]

All the huge problems in this world are linked to overpopulation: Wars, famine, pollution, climate change, deforestation, loss of habitat, child abuse and neglect, etc.
Thankfully, we have safe legal abortion in the civilized world. They should give medals out to everyone who chooses to have one.

 

[gatemoney]

I am 35 and have yet to procreate.
I am 99.9% sure that i have not and I am going to do my best to make sure that I never do.
It is my gift to this shit hole world.

Also....i despise children!

If you should choose to breed... I believe that no 1 should ever have more than 1 child.

 

[shirlene29]

just a threaten of cytotec for a post delivery issue was enough to make the issue stop...

 

[shirlene29]

What's so funny

its usually only counted from 4 weeks on by the medical profession

two of those weeks arent even actually pregnant

Im guessing you meant a week late which is considered 5 weeks