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Strongbow... Please get the mouse out of my apartment
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EarthRider
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EarthRider
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SB's wife doesn't let him on the internet when she gets home
you'll have to wait til tomorrow or have another one of the homos on this thread help you
you'll have to wait til tomorrow or have another one of the homos on this thread help you
Nasty. U need to move
15 days
Hmm... Not sure. Think your wife would mind if I racked out on the couch for a while ;p
Haha, not at all. I got spare bedrooms though
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lartinos
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AS long as he can bring his snake for it.
I thought you were EF Jesus. It was a prayer for deliverance.
Strongbow
New member
Okay say three Hail Beezy's and let me touch you with The Great Shaft of Beezekiel and it shall be done
Also bigger delts
And a puppy
Ok, I'm done
And a puppy
Ok, I'm done
he's been married like 37 times...Pretty sure he's one of the last guys you want fixing your relationships..haha
My willingness to hear his (and anyone else's) opinion in spite of this is reflective of my level of despondency.
Besides, I didn't realize he was such a trainwreck -- he sounds like my type ;p
lol...is that typically what you are attracted to (trainwrecks)
Why? Are you considering fathering multiple illegitimate children and losing your job?
So hot
Even better if you develop some sort of drug dependence
haha, is that all it takes?
Apparently...
A retrospective on my dating history provides some painfully obvious insights
Well, apparently you being my e-wife is the most stable relationship you've ever had.
You could say that you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, Mitch ;p
Excuse me while I go find the roof
LOL...CB you're cracking me up! Probably because I was just out looking for the nearest bridge!!
Back handed compliments FTL
You know I'm just fooling
What exactly am I getting out of this whole e-wife thing?
CG, if I swung in that direction I'd put us both out of our man-induced misery 
Lol
Could be arranged
What do I want?
35-40, male, athletic, attractive
Stable
Funny
Good personal hygiene
Good in bed
Can pay own expenses... Doesn't have to support me at all financially tho (I am very independent -- maybe this is why I attract losers?)
Intelligent is good, but not obnoxiously so
35-40? I know i'm not supposed to ask, but how hold are you? I was thinking you were like 25-27.
I am going to say it before Woot does. What a fuking mess! Lmao
How about 29, you're probably more jacked than I am
Very Stable
Moderately funny
Clean
I'll go with atleast i'm not ER
I'll spoil you rotten
atleast i'm not Java
oh, and also...I have to ask my wife for permission first.
I'm gonna assume you mean that in the nicest way possible ;p
WTF? I can't even keep a fake e-marriage alive?!
Fml
Oh shit! I spewed.
If you'd buy me some damn platinum we wouldn't have this problem
The best years of my life are being appreciated only by the towel guy at my gym and the guy who cleans the hallways at my apartment building. This is tragic.
WoodyO
New member
Are you not as cute as your title would imply?If you'd buy me some damn platinum we wouldn't have this problem
The best years of my life are being appreciated only by the towel guy at my gym and the guy who cleans the hallways at my apartment building. This is tragic.
No, I'm plenty cute... I just have been in this stupid ass long distance relationship
If you'd buy me some damn platinum we wouldn't have this problem
Done...check your email.
Freaking waste of time long distance bullcrap
Mitch! You shouldn't have!
Oh gosh... And I didn't get you anything!
haha, don't worry about it.
Merry Christmas!
WoodyO
New member
Was it a cawk pic?
wut
WoodyO
New member
what are you waiting for...go Activate your plat membership.
She's a woman, she's probably looking to see what she can exchange it for
buahahhahahahahahaahah
Lol...
I'm on my phone and can't use my work computer for this
Will do asap. So excited. Best event all week
hahahaha...I finally had to shut the door to my office today cuz everyone was annoying the fuck out of me.
CG, if I swung in that direction I'd put us both out of our man-induced misery
LOL...the never ending drama. Who knew men could be such divas!
lol...hey Santa...what else ya got in that bag over there??
How about if a guy is involved then could you both swing that way?
LOL...ya ya...wishful thinking!! The key would be finding a guy who could keep up.
LOL...ya ya...wishful thinking!! The key would be finding a guy who could keep up.
Raises Hand! HERE!!!!!
Well then....
We are going to have to hold tryouts for this position
I'd recommend any interested applicant start conditioning
You could draw yourself some
Strongbow
New member
Dude WTF are talking about, I;m sure you ain't dissing your boy Beezy, cause this shit ain't cool,Im PM Radar. You dissing the ngr who has sttod by you through all.
Strongbow
New member
I can certainly fix your love life honey, my Husky is about to have pups with a snow white Siberian female, and a couple of times through my shoulder rouyine will have your delts popping. Holla if you want info on any of these things.
This is a generous offer. When are the pups coming?
Strongbow
New member
Isk he breed her like last week/
