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blueta2
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Because, it's painful!
Past loves (serious thread)
- Thread starter sterolizer
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Because, it's painful!
Pork sword?
PICK3
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Makes me feel good to measure mine in centimeters
WoodyO
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Gonna measure my girth with some Starrett dial calipers
Show some couth u barbarian.
Your mom likes to measure mine in feet
Your ex has ur cawk in her purse
thelocal
Banned
Lololol his balls are in hee frezzer if he plays his cards right he may get them back on holidays haha
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thelocal
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What about anal is that painful LOL..you know what they say in Australia right?? UP THE BUM!
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Lol naw, she decided to not give me another chance, but things have turned around already. This cute girl at the new gym I signed up at today, was following me around asking questions about dieting, and excersize routines. I ended up getting her number. Now I know all you Fags are going to be like "useless without pics" hold the fuck on and when I get some if your nice I might share.
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EarthRider
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after reading blue's post, i don't feel so bad about myself anymore
lololololol
jk/really i have a foot long cock like everyone else on ef, hahahahhaha
lololololol
jk/really i have a foot long cock like everyone else on ef, hahahahhaha
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EarthRider
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not all of us look as awesome as you, for some it's a big deal to get digits
Why? I'm a fucking waste of skin
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EarthRider
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I thought she texted you saying she did want to, WTF happened now? bitch wants you to beg?
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EarthRider
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I thought she texted you saying she did want to, WTF happened now? bitch wants you to beg?
she prolly found a big black cawk
just sayin
mrplunkey
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Pics or you're still at home curled-up in the fetal position sniffing a pair of your ex's old panties.
I thought she texted you saying she did want to, WTF happened now? bitch wants you to beg?
No idea, I'm over it now lol, she did said she wants to bang though. So I'm down for that I guess. She said " I miss our sex and your penis"
I know what I'm doing Just sayin'
now I definitely know you are lying
Come on woot you should be proud, I'm on my way to banging some hot 18yr old ass, she's already sending me pics lmao
Wtf? I'm packing what can I say... And I guess she just wants to bang, but she doesn't want to date, and doesn't want to "fall in love" with me again
machine23
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bigpokey
Banned
post those pics u fukn vajina wtf is wrong with u
What's "packing" for a dude thats 5'3"? 4-4.5 inches?
I don't know about that... you mean, wants me in bed, or wants to be in a relationship down the road?
holy shit....^^^^^^^^ proof dudes are just as fucked up trainwrecks right there
Hahahaha!
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Spartacus
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I wrote off the entire day
machine23
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Maybe! But you're the bitches that started the shit decades ago.. All because you bitches can't move on.
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Spartacus
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see spart doesn't harbor that anger
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Spartacus
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when spart pokes fun at you
spart is poking fun at you
spart is poking fun at you
Nice new avi woot!
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EarthRider
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fuck man, i swear to you...lately i have been doing cardio and supplements well...i don't even use whey protein...i just eat lots
No lol my ex is the same age as me 21, the girl I met in the gym Tuesday is 18
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EarthRider
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Lol young for you, only 3 years younger than me...
WoodyO
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legal age of consent in Canada is 16, bor.
totw?
machine23
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Bro just fuck the shit out of here.. Make that bitch know that she made the right choice by hitting on a roid head..
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EarthRider
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eh, if I wasn't married, i'd rather have a lady a lil older. they have more experience
Fuck all you do is complain about your wife, be a man and find someone else then fuck!
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EarthRider
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this isn't a complaint about my wife bro, I am just sayin, if i wasn't married. I love being married to my wife, she's the best. I am lucky to even have a girl like her
WoodyO
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eh, if I wasn't married, i'd rather have a lady a lil older. they have more experience
mmmm, MILF
this isn't a complaint about my wife bro, I am just sayin, if i wasn't married. I love being married to my wife, she's the best. I am lucky to even have a girl like her
You better be lucky and stfu
WoodyO
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this isn't a complaint about my wife bro, I am just sayin, if i wasn't married. I love being married to my wife, she's the best. I am lucky to even have a girl like her
I get the feeling your wife disciplines you when you break the rules.
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EarthRider
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EarthRider
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you think? lol
Nice pic... no homo
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EarthRider
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PICK3
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Your vag heal yet?
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EarthRider
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you're
PICK3
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If by vag you mean my cawk, then yes it's had sexual healing
thelocal
Banned
LOL who wasn't? I was selling drugs at 14
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Your funny
<---- for pay... knot ghey. Woot told me so.<--- for a select few is not ghey, It's exclusive experimenting. You know, Your the same way
thelocal
Banned
He calls it a MANGINA .... Dont insult his sexuality fucker!
thelocal
Banned
So question ...where does he buy manpons?
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You really want to Know?
When not in use, he puts it in his Murse.... In use...... I'd rather not say
He's Canadian... It's Maple Syurp scented!!!!....
hehehe Stero... Maple syrup Mangina
Two boys one Syrup cup?
Lmfao!!!
My Bro Stero! LOL, Local and I had a whole conversation about you.
Notice how he didnt dispute any of it? LOLOLOLOL
Analizer is a good sport Mangina,Murse carrier.
Went to work for a couple hours. and spent the past few hours babying some Chili I started at 2pm (PST)
Lol I thought it was too funny.
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