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Sex Sex Sex!!!


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Excerpt: IM A SHY GUY BUT HORNY MOFO "I DONT COME ON TOO WOMEN" BECAUSE I ALWAYS FUCK IT UP BUT NOT TO SAY I HAVE HAD MY SHARE I GET IT ONCE AND A WHILE. HOW DO I SNIFF THE NYMPH IS THERE A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE THATS SAYS I WANNA FUCK OR I WILL FUCK. WHAT KIND OF HINTS WILL A WOMEN THROW OR BETTER YET IS THE SOME KIND OF GAME I CAN PLAY TO DETERMINE IF THE LADY IS BOUT IT?? THANX GUYS IM IN THE OFFICE NOW AND I WANNA PORK THE MANAGER BUT I DUNNO WHAT TO DO.

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  1. #1
    Da Pope
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    Sex Sex Sex!!!

    IM A SHY GUY BUT HORNY MOFO "I DONT COME ON TOO WOMEN" BECAUSE I ALWAYS FUCK IT UP BUT NOT TO SAY I HAVE HAD MY SHARE I GET IT ONCE AND A WHILE. HOW DO I SNIFF THE NYMPH
    IS THERE A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE THATS SAYS I WANNA FUCK OR I WILL FUCK. WHAT KIND OF HINTS WILL A WOMEN THROW OR BETTER YET IS THE SOME KIND OF GAME I CAN PLAY TO DETERMINE IF THE LADY IS BOUT IT??



    THANX GUYS IM IN THE OFFICE NOW AND I WANNA PORK THE MANAGER BUT I DUNNO WHAT TO DO.

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    All Natural
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    Simple

    Just tell her you were born and raised in Getlaiditstan and that it is customary for a subordinate male to sleep with his boss. It helps break the tension and takes team building to a whole new dimension.

    Does it work? Hell, I've been fired 6 times but it's gotta happen sometime. And then there was the time I had a man for a boss. Yikes

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    Amateur Bodybuilder
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    Grab their breasts. They'll understand what you mean.

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    Amateur Bodybuilder
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    Start taking tome test and you'll be a natural at talking to them. You'll be talking from your pelvic area and not with what's on your shoulders.

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