my friend thinks he's getting laid tonight ...not!!

[The Shadow]

He just told me is going to the same bar tonight and that he didn't remember me and asked what I looked like.. so I said that I'm dissapointed that he didn't remember me and that I'm not telling what I look like ...I will be giving him subtle hints so he can recognize me and if he does a good job I will reward him for it

Dude.......tell him what she(you) be wearing......specifically where at the bar.......let him see you and see if he puts two and two together

 

[MR Pink]

Can't go with him because he is in my home town and I am in Amsterdam ..thats about 1.5 hours apart

I will think of something good

 

[theoak01]

send a buddy from your hometown,you need a play by play bro

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Yesterday I changed my name in his cellphone into the name of a girl ... he thinks he met her a week ago when he was to drunk to rember anything. I am sending him textmessages al day making him crazy and horny as hell. At one point I think he didn't trust this whole thing and called me...but I already thought this through and let a girlfiend of mine answer the phone ...this is so much fun ...try it yourself

...cruel

 

[H_T_]

you can go to hell for shit like that.

 

[MR Pink]

This morning I turn on my phone and received these textmessages; don't go I am a little late, 10 minutes later: don't go I am comming ...20 minutes later: you are not giving me hints ...15 minutes later:come on give me a hint ...5 min later: are you the girl with the blue shirt and blond hair? ...5 min later: meet me up font ....and just received ...were you gone already? what's next!

 

[theoak01]

lmao,thats so funny

 

[MR Pink]

I know I think I can do it again tonight ...he will buy it if I come up with a good excuse

 

[theoak01]

keep up posted man,this is to me like a soap opera is to a women

 

[sigweed]

you're horrible.... but thats so jokes