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Stryker1992

Stryker1992

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LOL guys, I ran into a hooker last night when I was at an upscale bar in my area. I fucking died. It was like 1:30 am and closing time was @ 2!!!! She was hot as fuck and did not have any man berries!!!! I pulled the fucking deuce biggelow on her and stated I would fuck her for 200 bucks, the chic laughed so hard her fucking bacardi blew out her nose and she took me home for free!!!!

What a fucking life!!!! I fucked her 3 times and left @ 7 am!!!! LIFE IS GOOD! :p
 
There was a hooker that gave you her punanny free of charge? 3 times in a row? Thats liable to get her booted out of the hooker's union!
 
BOWTECH said:
Beware of those red itchy bumps and that burning sensation! lol
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Honest to God, I have been freaking out already. Going to the doc tomorrow. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but tequila does that a lot. I did use mad rubbers!!!!! She had some awesome fake titties!

I think the bitch just felt bad for me!!!
 
Gymgurl said:
eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......
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admit it, when you saw the title to this thread, you thought he was talking to u didnt u?
 
Hey Stryker...are you that desperate that you have to pay a fucking hooker to fuck you...Jesus Christ! If you're going to pay $200 to fuck why don't you pay $200 to get you head checked! I'm sorry but you might deserve to catch something! .....o.k I'm not sorry for saying that!
 
MILF69 said:
Hey Stryker...are you that desperate that you have to pay a fucking hooker to fuck you...Jesus Christ! If you're going to pay $200 to fuck why don't you pay $200 to get you head checked! I'm sorry but you might deserve to catch something! .....o.k I'm not sorry for saying that!
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Easy Milf he got it for free!
 
MILF69 said:
Hey Stryker...are you that desperate that you have to pay a fucking hooker to fuck you...Jesus Christ! If you're going to pay $200 to fuck why don't you pay $200 to get you head checked! I'm sorry but you might deserve to catch something! .....o.k I'm not sorry for saying that!
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reading comprehension isnt your strong suit i see, thats ok you have a vagina so all is forgiven
 
hamstershaver said:
reading comprehension isnt your strong suit i see, thats ok you have a vagina so all is forgiven
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I comprehend just fine...and you can kiss my ass for the pussy comment!
 
hamstershaver said:
i fuck it i dont lick it
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Well you must be fuckin from behind because if you were fucking from the front you would no that the thing tucked in...it's a cock and you would be sucking it, not fuckin it!
 
MILF69 said:
Well you must be fuckin from behind because if you were fucking from the front you would no that the thing tucked in...it's a cock and you would be sucking it, not fuckin it!
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can you post the same thing again but this time in english please because that made no sense, thanks
 
hamstershaver said:
can you post the same thing again but this time in english please because that made no sense, thanks
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Maybe read a little slower...sometimes when you're handicap it's best to read real sllloooowwww. Get it now fucker?!
:evil:
 
MILF69 said:
Hey Stryker...are you that desperate that you have to pay a fucking hooker to fuck you...Jesus Christ! If you're going to pay $200 to fuck why don't you pay $200 to get you head checked! I'm sorry but you might deserve to catch something! .....o.k I'm not sorry for saying that!
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I don't get it.

Think of your last date. Did he spend $200? Did he get it? Wouldn't of it been better and a sure thing if he went to a hooker instead?

What's the problem?
 
MILF69 said:
Maybe read a little slower...sometimes when you're handicap it's best to read real sllloooowwww. Get it now fucker?!
:evil:
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obviously you didnt take your own advice with your first post in this thread
and no i still have no fucking clue what you are talking about
 
hamstershaver said:
obviously you didnt take your own advice with your first post in this thread
and no i still have no fucking clue what you are talking about
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I think my firat post was pretty clear...but since you think with your cock I wouldn't expect you to get anything...dumb ass!
 
MILF69 said:
I think my firat post was pretty clear...but since you think with your cock I wouldn't expect you to get anything...dumb ass!
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You seriously just topped my list. I'll let you guess what type of list it is by simply listing the members. Ready?

Here:

1. MILF69
2. Angel
3. Exotic_Island_Girl
 
MILF69 said:
I comprehend just fine...and you can kiss my ass for the pussy comment!
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No, no you don't, not by a fucking longshot.

Reading comprehension > > > > > > > > > > reading comprehension skills of dried up dog shit > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your reading comprehension skills.

Lets start off small here, shall we?

There

is

a

dead

camel

in

my

backyard

that

I

want

you

to

blow.
 
Oderus_Urungus said:
No, no you don't, not by a fucking longshot.

Reading comprehension > > > > > > > > > > reading comprehension skills of dried up dog shit > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your reading comprehension skills.

Lets start off small here, shall we?

There

is

a

dead

camel

in

my

backyard

that

I

want

you

to

blow.
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:lmao:
 
hamstershaver said:
you are the one that made the dipshit post on here and you call me an idiot, lol
women :rolleyes:
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O.K. you fucks.....first of all I know what I fuckin read...he didn't pay for the hooker, but he still fucked her. I said it was stupid that he had to even think about paying to be fucked in the first place. Maybe you dumb asses should read all the posts before you fucking shoot your mouths off at me. If you're defending fucking a whore Then you all top MY LIST..GUESS WHAT IT IS?
 
MILF69 said:
I said it was stupid that he had to even think about paying to be fucked in the first place. Maybe you dumb asses should read all the posts before you fucking shoot your mouths off at me.
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you didnt say that at all
hell you cant even comprehend the posts you make now
maybe you should read your own posts or have someone that can understand the english language read them to you then explain what they mean before you come on here shooting your mouth off at the guys
 
MILF69 said:
Hey Stryker...are you that desperate that you have to pay a fucking hooker to fuck you...Jesus Christ! If you're going to pay $200 to fuck why don't you pay $200 to get you head checked! I'm sorry but you might deserve to catch something! .....o.k I'm not sorry for saying that!
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Its ok MILF. We all have our own opinions. I would have told stryker he was desperate and need his head checked...If he would have went out on a date and spent $200 on some girl...who probably has a bf/backup...maybe using you to brag to her gfs...trying to make bf jealous...just wanted a free fucking meal...etc etc.

Whats the fucking difference?
 
hamstershaver said:
you didnt say that at all
hell you cant even comprehend the posts you make now
maybe you should read your own posts or have someone that can understand the english language read them to you then explain what they mean before you come on here shooting your mouth off at the guys
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Did he or did he not say he met a hooker at the bar and offered to pay $200 for her? She declined and he got it for free...correct? I originally said if he was going to think about paying to be fucked he should have his head checked because it's pretty fucked up to pay.

What do you not understand or don't you get about what it is that I'm saying...Jesus Christ...seriously. I'm saying that's it's fucked up to pay for sex. READ MY FUCKING POSTS!!!!!!
 
MILF69 said:
Did he or did he not say he met a hooker at the bar and offered to pay $200 for her? She declined and he got it for free...correct? I originally said if he was going to think about paying to be fucked he should have his head checked because it's pretty fucked up to pay.

What do you not understand or don't you get about what it is that I'm saying...Jesus Christ...seriously. I'm saying that's it's fucked up to pay for sex. READ MY FUCKING POSTS!!!!!!
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Agreed...I think its fucked up to pay for sex...Thats why I don't date.

EDIT...Or get married :)
 
MILF69 said:
Did he or did he not say he met a hooker at the bar and offered to pay $200 for her? She declined and he got it for free...correct? I originally said if he was going to think about paying to be fucked he should have his head checked because it's pretty fucked up to pay.

What do you not understand or don't you get about what it is that I'm saying...Jesus Christ...seriously. I'm saying that's it's fucked up to pay for sex. READ MY FUCKING POSTS!!!!!!
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no slow one he told her that she would have to pay him 200 dollars to fuck him, she thought it was funny so she gave him a freebie
why the fuck would she think it was funny if he offered to pay her 200 bucks?
holy shit you arent the brightest bulb are you?
READ HIS FUCKING POSTS!!!!!


















































dumb ass
 
MILF69 said:
Did he or did he not say he met a hooker at the bar and offered to pay $200 for her? She declined and he got it for free...correct? I originally said if he was going to think about paying to be fucked he should have his head checked because it's pretty fucked up to pay.

What do you not understand or don't you get about what it is that I'm saying...Jesus Christ...seriously. I'm saying that's it's fucked up to pay for sex. READ MY FUCKING POSTS!!!!!!
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All this from a person with a name of MILF69??????? A bit capricious??

I have had many MILFS and they cost a lot more!
 
O.K. this is my last post to this retarded thread...Again I will say I UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING JOKE HE PLAYED ON THE HOOKER...I'm not stupid you fuck...my point for the last time...HE FUCKED A SKANKY, DIRTY, FILTHY HOOKER...do you get that part of what I'm saying? Other people on this thread seem too...I get the joke, the reversal of money, everything...I also get that you're boring the shit out of me with your mouth...Hmmm that's probably why you fuck instead of lick...you bore the women...ooops sorry the MEN!!!! Bye Bye SOB!!!!
 
MILF69 said:
O.K. this is my last post to this retarded thread...Again I will say I UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING JOKE HE PLAYED ON THE HOOKER...I'm not stupid you fuck...my point for the last time...HE FUCKED A SKANKY, DIRTY, FILTHY HOOKER...do you get that part of what I'm saying? Other people on this thread seem too...I get the joke, the reversal of money, everything...I also get that you're boring the shit out of me with your mouth...Hmmm that's probably why you fuck instead of lick...you bore the women...ooops sorry the MEN!!!! Bye Bye SOB!!!!
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lmao you are kidding right?
in one post to me you say "Did he or did he not say he met a hooker at the bar and OFFERED TO PAY $200 FOR HER?"
and now you are saying you understood his post the whole time and that it was a "reversal of money" joke
face it you didnt get it, everyone in this thread knows you didnt get it, your posts in this thread prove you didnt get it and that your reading comprehension is somewhere between a mongoloids and a first grader, you got fucking pwned by your own stupidity and now are trying to make shit up
seriously you are a fucking tard
 
I'm not reading all this damn thread but would someone give the hooker my number!

I did read the last post though and can't believe how everyone on EF is trying to start crap today. If you sit back and watch it it is kinda funny, EF entertainment.
 
MILF69 said:
O.K. this is my last post to this retarded thread...Again I will say I UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING JOKE HE PLAYED ON THE HOOKER...I'm not stupid you fuck...my point for the last time...HE FUCKED A SKANKY, DIRTY, FILTHY HOOKER...do you get that part of what I'm saying? Other people on this thread seem too...I get the joke, the reversal of money, everything...I also get that you're boring the shit out of me with your mouth...Hmmm that's probably why you fuck instead of lick...you bore the women...ooops sorry the MEN!!!! Bye Bye SOB!!!!
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So were you the hooker and now you're pissed that you gave it up for free when you could've made $200 instead?
 
Stryker1992 said:
LOL guys, I ran into a hooker last night when I was at an upscale bar in my area. I fucking died. It was like 1:30 am and closing time was @ 2!!!! She was hot as fuck and did not have any man berries!!!! I pulled the fucking deuce biggelow on her and stated I would fuck her for 200 bucks, the chic laughed so hard her fucking bacardi blew out her nose and she took me home for free!!!!

What a fucking life!!!! I fucked her 3 times and left @ 7 am!!!! LIFE IS GOOD! :p
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It was nice of you to service EIG! She needs the attention.
 
Stryker1992 said:
Honest to God, I have been freaking out already. Going to the doc tomorrow. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but tequila does that a lot. I did use mad rubbers!!!!! She had some awesome fake titties!

I think the bitch just felt bad for me!!!
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I saw this on Boondocks.

You fall in love with her
and try to save her from her Pimp.

Great story!
 
LOLOLOL.....yep now that is a story.....and then they both die of AIDS...tragic death makes a great ending
 
Gymgurl said:
LOLOL she called Hammy a "fucker" lololol
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puhlease she got pwned hardcore and came back weak with the fucker and fag comments becasue she had no ground to stand on in the argument, typical pwnage signs from the weak
hell even klu admitted to me that she got pwned and you know klu hates to admidt when im right
 
Stryker. Is MILF an ex of yours or something?

Another thing. I see in the near future a thread that talks about how your dick looks like a

payday_small.jpg
 
Dunk said:
Stryker. Is MILF an ex of yours or something?

Another thing. I see in the near future a thread that talks about how your dick looks like a

payday_small.jpg
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Something like that! She is a bit disgruntled, but I will let her explain.
 
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