do you have any clue how hard it is

[ExtraMile]

not wankin for 3 days straight? uh fuck that shit

 

[gstacker]

yeah. And make her drink a cup of dark coffee before so her ass is tight as a balloon knot.

venti

 

[PICK3]

not to masturbate when you work from home? seriously, i've trained myself to wack one out whenever i have down time, am stressed, can't concentrate or am on a large non-participatory conference call. but i realize that i beat mr. slappy a little too hard recently and he has some battle wounds. there's a good chance this chick is gonna see my dick for the first time tonight, so i want to make sure he's presentable. thus, i've instituted a no-jackin policy for the last 3 days. shit, this is harder than parallel parking

teh herpe