My director’s secretaries were talking about this in the lunchroom today. I know this to be false; otherwise I would be a very underrated king however they all thought it was true. So I had some fun.
After telling and proving that the size of your foot is exactly the distance between your wrist and your elbow I told them that you are as tall as your arm span (not even sure – this might be correct) but then the finishing move.
I told them that a man’s scrotum fits perfectly into his own mouth. I nearly pissed my pants at the looks on their faces. I had to leave and I’ve been near incoherent laughing every time I think about it.
Bored and paid.
After telling and proving that the size of your foot is exactly the distance between your wrist and your elbow I told them that you are as tall as your arm span (not even sure – this might be correct) but then the finishing move.
I told them that a man’s scrotum fits perfectly into his own mouth. I nearly pissed my pants at the looks on their faces. I had to leave and I’ve been near incoherent laughing every time I think about it.
Bored and paid.