"test goggles" bwahaah I use that phrase myself.
Yeah, you didn't do your research. 500 mg of test a week, and never used steroids before? It will affect your ability to get it down, yes. You are going to have constant hardons, and you know that fat, ugly chick who hits on you at work? In two weeks, you'll be nailing her 3 times a day, and won't realize how bad she looks until your cycle is over.