A Rotten Pistachio

[Redshoteye]

sorry... im just an almond type of guy...

 

[Redshoteye]

apologies.

 

[Lestat]

pqwned

 

[Redshoteye]

for a pistachio joke lol?...

so wondering if the consensus why your bombing me is b/c it was #1 a bad joke or #2 everyones got a stick up their ass with no sense of humor

i'd like to think #2... chill fellas, eat drink and be merry

 

[Lestat]

for a pistachio joke lol?...

so wondering if the consensus why your bombing me is b/c it was #1 a bad joke or #2 everyones got a stick up their ass with no sense of humor

i'd like to think #2... chill fellas, eat drink and be merry

im leaning towards #2

 

[Dunk]

You know you're a pistachio junkie when your thumbnails constantly bleed from splitting the shells open.

eff that. no time for the thumb opening technique.

one hand on the mouse surfing EF

one hand grabbin a shell and open it up with your teeth.

remove the pistachio but from the shell with your tongue.

you need the tongue of a parrot. sometimes i wish i had that little nail they have on the end of their tongue just so i can increase my intake of P.P.S.

(Pistachios Per Second)

 

[Spanky11]

lol, that was bomb worthy? fingers off the triggers, lads.

 

[Dunk]

we should all boycott till this issue is addressed.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

eff that. no time for the thumb opening technique.

one hand on the mouse surfing EF

one hand grabbin a shell and open it up with your teeth.

remove the pistachio but from the shell with your tongue.

you need the tongue of a parrot. sometimes i wish i had that little nail they have on the end of their tongue just so i can increase my intake of P.P.S.

(Pistachios Per Second)

I used to do it that way `till a shell slipped and gashed the hell outta my gum, bled like a mofo.

Hence I open them with my hands now.

 

[Dunk]

I used to do it that way `till a shell slipped and gashed the hell outta my gum, bled like a mofo.

Hence I open them with my hands now.

i can crush open a walnut with one hand.