1) How much juice do you currently have in your house?
a. none
b. just a little
c. shit, so much I've lost track

2) Do you plan on vacationing in the next couple of weeks?
a. just got back from Disney
b. no, can't afford a vacation this year
c. just got back from Mexico and soon leaving for Cost Rica.

3) When you vacation, do all family members go?
a. Just me
b. Me and the spouse, kids stay home with grandparents
c. Everyone goes. Noone remains behind.

4) Do you own a pet?
a. Just some fish
b. Just some cattle
c. A doberman/rotwieller/shepard mix.

5) If you have a planned vacation, will you be leaving in:
a. 1-3 days
b. 3-5 days
c. next Monday at 6:15 a.m.

6) Is your house:
a. a condo complex
b. high rise
c. single family in a very secluded area.

7) Your idea of home protection is:
a. good insurance coverage
b. child safety gadgets
c. a centrally monitored alarm system.

8) Your favorite hiding spot is:
a. Bedroom closet
b. Kitchen drawer
c. Downstairs, above the third drop ceiling tile in the fifth row facing the television