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About five or so years ago, I was walking down the dimly lit hall of a second-rate hospital when I heard a man sobbing.

I found the man leaning against a wall. He was an amputee suffering from a crippling bone disease. Apparently the nursing staff had forgotten him, and now he was all alone, leaning against the wall.

He told me that his wife had passed away, and that since she was his primary caregiver, that he now had to come in bi-monthly for examinations and the like. He didn't have the money to pay for in-calls, or even a decent hospital bed, so there he was, leaning against the wall.

He looked up at me, his eyes laced with tears. Each tear held the memories of happiness, now fading to sorrow. He asked me if I could help him to a hospital bed. I agreed.

I reached down and picked the man up, positioning him in my arms just right. I began the walk down the hall towards room B3.

Then I realized the liquor store was closing soon.

I crow-hopped, then punted the man into the cement wall. He groaned a might bit, so I broke off a chair leg and nailed a rusty spike through his forehead.

I think that in hospitals, as well as in life, priorities are everything, and if it means nailing an ill amputee to a cement wall through his skull with a nail, then that's what a wo/man must do.
 
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If I ever you meet you Satanic Goatslayer I will poke out your eyeball and skull fuck you, or I might just take off running like a little school girl. I'm crazy like that you never know what I'm going to do.:goof:
 
SG, I didn't know you did charity work? :)

Instead of having to run to the liquor store, next time I'd go to the morgue and drink some formaldehyde or 'borrow' a dying patient's morphine drip IV...you ruined a perfectly good, quailty hospital chair!!!!!!!!!!
 
The liquor takes priority at ALL TIMES!!!!!

Morphine just isn't my style, but it is quite amusing to shove a syringe full of it in an anorexics throat and push the plunger down.
 
I find it better to inject the morphine directly in their weakened hearts and induce a nice quiet cardiac arrest...at least that's how I get my jollys. To each his own............
 
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