YOUR most Embarrasing Moment

[OMEGA]

Mine:

I was at a Party where there were a ton of hot chicks and cool dudes
it was like a pool party / keager combined. Any way I was swimming , drinking, and flirting, had a good thing going with a couple of chicks. I was on top of my game and no guys would step to my Grill for fear of my Legendary Left hook. So I was the alphamale there. Any way I picked one of the chicks to focus my efforts on. She said that she would "hang" with me the rest of the night. I said cool and went to the change room after the time in the pool. I strip down and my Sausage is the size of an EggCorn: http://www.gfxinc.com/ic/thumb/357.jpg do to the cold water you know ( guys know what I am talking about).
Then BOOM! the door swings open to the change room cus the wind hit the door just right, and everyone including the girl sees my minature shriveled Eggcorn package.

At this point there was silence of about 5 seconds as everyone gravitated to the Eggcorn

then everyone points and laughs and all I can say is

"NO!!!! it was the cold pool water I just got out of the pool, its Bigger I Swear!!!!"

my life was forever changed

 

[gonelifting]

I peed in my pants in grade school.

 

[jrlex]

I peed in my pants in grade school.

Daym bro, we don't have to be that honest! You got some nutz kid!

 

[hardrock]

Similar situation happend to me Omega. I was having a pool party/BBQ and I was bsing to a bunch of buddies and chicks when one of my buds came up and pants me from behind. Hung like a fuggin lightswitch. Blew it off only to have him do it again 5 minutes later. That time I chased him a block down the street(after pulling my pants up) and give him a nice shot to the kidneys. he was hurting for a while. maybe I hit him too hard? Naaaaw.

Nice thing is I was so drunk i didn't really care.

 

[redguru]

Jerry Seinfeld would find this story eerily familiar.

 

[H_T_]

Jerry Seinfeld would find this story eerily familiar.

word, wassup, George? ever tromp thru dog shit and then right into someones house? me either....

 

[hardrock]

Shittin at the bar or a chicks house can be embarrasing too.

 

[pdaddy]

Being strip searched in prison. "Bend over and spread em'!"

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Mine:

I was at a Party where there were a ton of hot chicks and cool dudes
it was like a pool party / keager combined. Any way I was swimming , drinking, and flirting, had a good thing going with a couple of chicks. I was on top of my game and no guys would step to my Grill for fear of my Legendary Left hook. So I was the alphamale there. Any way I picked one of the chicks to focus my efforts on. She said that she would "hang" with me the rest of the night. I said cool and went to the change room after the time in the pool. I strip down and my Sausage is the size of an EggCorn: http://www.gfxinc.com/ic/thumb/357.jpg do to the cold water you know ( guys know what I am talking about).
Then BOOM! the door swings open to the change room cus the wind hit the door just right, and everyone including the girl sees my minature shriveled Eggcorn package.

At this point there was silence of about 5 seconds as everyone gravitated to the Eggcorn

then everyone points and laughs and all I can say is

"NO!!!! it was the cold pool water I just got out of the pool, its Bigger I Swear!!!!"

my life was forever changed

Why weren't you already hard if you were alone with her in the change room?



or at least wait til the blood starts pumping before dropping trou.

 

[gonelifting]

Is there a way to delete posts?

or edit them? Answer!

 

[OMEGA]

no

 

[nycgirl]

When I slip and fall/slide/stumble down a few stairs. I'm not graceful ( ) and for some reason I can't think and walk down stairs at the same time.

Or everytime I trip up while walking with a guy I like. LOL