Your momma is so ugly ...

[PICK3]

she goes to the beauty parlor for an estimate

 

[Bikini Mod]

...when you were born the doctor slapped her instead!!

 

[megamania500]

...when she was born the doctor looked at her face and her ass and said, "twins!"

 

[PICK3]

...when she was born the doctor looked at her face and her ass and said, "twins!"

lmao

 

[michaeltt]

Yo momma's so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

 

[jdevlin1985]

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

 

[JonPee]

That last momma joke is a real thinker

 

[biteme]

"They could put her face in cookie dough and make gorilla cookies" Fred Sanford.