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satanic goatslayer
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I have mastered the art of kissing. No matter who the woman might be, I have the power. So I'm going to school you all for a minute.
Step 1 - Be Prepared
Always keep some breath mints and knives nearby. The knife might come in handy for removal of cumbersome organs and garments later on.
Step 2 - Animals
That's right. I like to keep a wide variety of animals around, so that my house resembles a jungle. I hire a Kenyan native to play the bongo drums in the back as well, the atmosphere is unbeatable. Gets the girls in the mood. Especially when I pull the coral snake out, bite it in half and whip her in the face with it, leaving snake innards sprayed on her face.
Step 3 - Aromatherapy
Find a homeless person, give it some money to come to your house and clean some shit up, then snap kick it in the legs and throw it into a burn barrel and ignite it. Keep the barrel outside (windows open) so that the smoke doesn't become overwhelming.
Step 4 - Contact
Perfect. Everything is set up just right and your lady friend has arrived. Do all of your preliminary work, and when the moment comes, check to see if she has her eyes closed, and if she does, then pull out your butterfly knife and shove it through her cheeks. She'll open her eyes and flail around, now you can smoke some cannabis with the Kenyan bongo player and laugh for a while, before breaking her arms and legs and opening her chest cavity with a chisel. Throw some corrosive material in the wound, suture it back up and let her go. She'll die soon anyway.
If she had her eyes open, then she knows something is up. Quickly punch her in the throat and behead her in your guillotine.
Into the flood again.
Step 1 - Be Prepared
Always keep some breath mints and knives nearby. The knife might come in handy for removal of cumbersome organs and garments later on.
Step 2 - Animals
That's right. I like to keep a wide variety of animals around, so that my house resembles a jungle. I hire a Kenyan native to play the bongo drums in the back as well, the atmosphere is unbeatable. Gets the girls in the mood. Especially when I pull the coral snake out, bite it in half and whip her in the face with it, leaving snake innards sprayed on her face.
Step 3 - Aromatherapy
Find a homeless person, give it some money to come to your house and clean some shit up, then snap kick it in the legs and throw it into a burn barrel and ignite it. Keep the barrel outside (windows open) so that the smoke doesn't become overwhelming.
Step 4 - Contact
Perfect. Everything is set up just right and your lady friend has arrived. Do all of your preliminary work, and when the moment comes, check to see if she has her eyes closed, and if she does, then pull out your butterfly knife and shove it through her cheeks. She'll open her eyes and flail around, now you can smoke some cannabis with the Kenyan bongo player and laugh for a while, before breaking her arms and legs and opening her chest cavity with a chisel. Throw some corrosive material in the wound, suture it back up and let her go. She'll die soon anyway.
If she had her eyes open, then she knows something is up. Quickly punch her in the throat and behead her in your guillotine.
Into the flood again.
