Your fantasy personal ad.

[velvett]

so those are the things you enjoy? I love all of those things, with the addition of physical fitness and related sports. I couldn't date another couch potatoe. I love sleeping in on my king size waterbed, lol

Yes, but I'm no couch potato - a bed monster. There's a difference. I happen to be an in-line skating nut, but it wouldn't matter to me what sort of sport or athletic training a person would prefer.

 

[Jimsbbc]

ever cuddled in a heated waterbed in the middle of the winter on a rainy night?

 

[The Shadow]

ever cuddled in a heated waterbed in the middle of the winter on a rainy night?

Uhhhhh.....hehehe

 

[Jimsbbc]

obviously Corno has been riding the waves

 

[velvett]

WHOA!

I just had a freaky visual of two naked male asses, a king sized waterbed and giant blow-up 8 ball.


Most disturbing.





Note to self: Looks like there's still room for you there, even with the big freaky blow-up 8 ball.

 

[velvett]

SEE!

And ya'll thought I couldn't make you speechless.


HHMMMPH!

 

[Jimsbbc]

only because our mind was in the gutter

 

[velvett]

only because our mind was in the gutter

 

[satanic goatslayer]

SM seeks gimp for daily torture and beatings. Must be interested in losing various appendages and organs, and must provide own transportation. Long walks on the beach, in order to dispose of various body parts are some of my favorite times. Must enjoy sleeping in a coffin for 16+ hours a day, only getting out to help me and get tortured. Will consider people with no apparent mental problems, but be prepared to have your larynx ripped out, I am not in search of conversation.

 

[Kryp2o]

SM seeks gimp for daily torture and beatings. Must be interested in losing various appendages and organs, and must provide own transportation. Long walks on the beach, in order to dispose of various body parts are some of my favorite times. Must enjoy sleeping in a coffin for 16+ hours a day, only getting out to help me and get tortured. Will consider people with no apparent mental problems, but be prepared to have your larynx ripped out, I am not in search of conversation.

Look above your post . . You have the perfect candidate in Captain Flamer.