Your daughter kicked my dog

[Rotten]

...and now I'm going to fuck her

 

[Latimer]

FUCK YOU! You know damn right what she do.

 

[Rotten]

I'm going to kill you
-Your going to kill us
No, just kidding

 

[Latimer]

You just tell your dad that I am going to get my lawyer, and he is going to arrest you.

 

[Rotten]

Why did she do it?
-I don't know she didn't say
She did, she's lying. She's lying to you fucking guy

 

[Latimer]

Where from you speaking?

 

[krzysiu013]

you like that one get the paki fight about airport.

KERPAL

 

[V-SHAPE]

FUCKING GUY

 

[Natymike]

--she kicked my dog, and now my dog need operation--

--You no tell me to fuck!--

--you say bad word!--

--You try to confuse!--

 

[Natymike]

Yea let me speak to Brett Weare

-can I ask who's calling

Is he in?

-yea, who's calling

.....Look jerky, I don't need to talk to you

-you don't need to talk to me??

GET BRETT WEARE I SAID!!!!

 

[Latimer]

I bought a new pair of shoes so I have them.

 

[Big Johnson]

That wasn't my daughter, it was my girlfriend

 

[Iron Thrower]

Some jackass called me last night trying to pull that on me. It was scary because I had listened to the Kerpal thing like a day earlier. I totally fucked with the guy and he got frustrated and hung up. It was pretty funny.

 

[Yellowbomber]

I'd kill this shity whore, hate people who hurt animals

 

[WIDELAT]

YOU BASTARD

IS AFDAR THERE? AFDAR!! THIS IS KIRPANG.

I'M LISTENING TO THAT RIGHT NOW I BURNT IT INTO A CD ITS FUICKIN HALARIUOS

 

[Jimsbbc]

YOU TAI? I TAI TOO!!!! You got bang bang boogie????

 

[Captain_insano]

The Jerky boys are so 4 years ago.

 

[theoak01]

very true cap,but they will always be funny as hell if listened to every now and then