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You shouldn't die without knowing this:

hardrock

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Got this in an Email recently. Thought it was kinda funny/strange but true.

You shouldn't die without knowing this:
1. Donald Duck's full name is Donald Fauntleroy Duck.
2. In 1997 north american airlines saved $40,000 by getting rid of one olive in heir salads.
3. A giraffe can clean it's ears with it's tongue
4. Millions of trees are planted accidentally by squirrels who forget where they have hidden their nuts.
5. Eating an apple may be more efficient at keeping you awake than coffee.
6. Ants loose their laziness when they wake up in the morning.
7. Brooms with blue bristles are more popular than brooms with red ones.
8. Pigs (and humans) are the only animals that tans.
9. No person is able to touch their elbow with their tongue.
10. There is only one food that doesn't break down, honey
11. Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
12. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than it's brain.
13. A duck's "quack" doesn't produce an echo
14. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

And last but not least:
15. Aprox. 99% of the people who read this email tried to lick their elbow.
 
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pigs tan?
 
Ants don't sleep.
 
A duck's quack does indeed echo.


And yeah, I tried to lick my elbow.
 
Somewhere in the world there are treehuggers that are praying for squirrel Alzheimers.
 
hardrock said:
10. There is only one food that doesn't break down, honey

Honey has been found in Pyramids, amazingly after about 3000 odd years some of it was still edible, however it had mostly solidified to rock.

hardrock said:
14. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Not only that, but your entire body stops as though you were dead in the moment that you sneeze.

And number 15 presumes that you wouldn't know about this information.
 
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fauntleroy sounds really hardcore.
and about the elbow thing; what about gene simmons, i'm sure that dude could do it.
 
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