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[Egomaniac247]

Man I looked dirt poor today eatin my lunch...

Had to make a run out to the bank and the gas station during my lunch break, so I knew I'd be eating on the go b/c we're swamped today at work and having mandatory 30 minute lunch breaks...

Well, I brought 2 cans of tuna and a can of green beans for lunch. Usually just pop them open and eat em up. Well I forgot a f'n fork!

I had a few people lookin at me kinda weird as I was eating tuna out of the can with my fingers while pumping gas.

Damn hands smell like I got hold of the neighborhood ho.

 

[Manu]

Damn hands smell like I got hold of the neighborhood ho.

Other activities give some similar smell.

 

[thriller]

hahaha thats some funny stuff man.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Hell yeah! I ate tuna with my hands Friday when I forgot my fork too, damn early classes making me forget forks.

 

[Haz]

Dude thats nothing. One time I had some tuna in my car, but I forgot a can opener and a fork. So I opened the can using a screwdriver, then I bent the lid and used it to scoop the tuna into my mouth. I did this in the parking lot after work. All my friends from work gave me ALOT of shit. Hey, a guys got to get his protein right?

 

[Egomaniac247]

LOL yep done that too...had a hunting knife with me and stabbed the top until I could peel the lid back a little!!

The shit we do