you know you're mad ugly when......

[coldblue1955]

finish the sentence.

 

[Scotsman]

Your parents hung a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[DannoMight]

your dannomight.

 

[coldblue1955]

your dannomight.

hard to beleive that you're ugly.

 

[DannoMight]

hard to beleive that you're ugly.

About 5am when I wake up its not a pretty site.

 

[SheDragon]

.. you cant even get a blind date

 

[coldblue1955]

when freddy kruger has nightmares about you. lol.

 

[SheDragon]

... you don't have to worry about birth control...your face will do just fine..

 

[coldblue1955]

your reflection from a mirror won't show up. lol.

 

[cuthroat]

Youv'e never had a date in your life...

 

[Tytan]

your mom throws you a bone for dinner...

they cast you as a caveman, and say they`ll save money on makeup...

your shadow stops following you around..

ugly girls respond to you w/ eeewwww...

 

[Scotsman]

You can't get laid in a malaysian whore house with a $100 bill.

Cheers,
Scotsman