"You know your hardcore when" thread...

[Silent Method]

Lets see what we can generate... I've been sick the past few days so...

You know your harcore when you have mild pneumonia and the only thing bothering you is that you have to stay home from the gym.

 

[nautica]

You know you are hardcore when you have to call "X" for a box of pinz more than once a week.

Nautica

 

[Lord_Suston]

You know you are Hardcore when...

when you use a turkey baster for a syringe......

 

[Willyumyum]

You know you're hardcore when....

You know you're hardcore when you say fuck it to the fina conversion of fina pellets to injectable form, and you buy yourself and implant gun

YUM

 

[MustAdministerSeroidS]

When your sick after a 20 rep set of squats. Seemed like a good idea at the time but i still did another set.

M.A.S.S

 

[ultragainz]

you know your hardcore when you take something other then roids like.....hehe ends with a 15

 

[nautica]

you know you are hardcore when one nut is the size of a mustard seed and the other one is a little bitty fucker.

 

[frorider6]

You work out with the chrome dumbbells instead of the pink ones.

 

[ultragainz]

you know your hardcore when you hit my 4+grams/wk 'ultracycles'

 

[ultragainz]

you really know your hardcore when you are 'ultragainz'

 

[Testosterone Spike]

You know youre hardcore when..

you actually attempt to administer site injections... "down there".
or maybe that's just plain stupid.

 

[barbell265]

"You know your hardcore when",

Before you finish your last set on friday your trying to decide what your going to do for a routine on monday morning.


Mustard seeds...I almost shit my pants!! HeHeHe.....

 

[Silent Method]

You work out with the chrome dumbbells instead of the pink ones.

You know your harcore when your the only one who's put a scratch on the dumbells on the far side of the rack.

 

[mvmaxx]

you know you are hardcore when one nut is the size of a mustard seed and the other one is a little bitty fucker.

 

[double d]

When your order your Test in 55 gallon drums, d-bol by the bucketful and use an IV instead of a 22 gauge!

 

[machman]

Re: You know you're hardcore when....

You know you're hardcore when you say fuck it to the fina conversion of fina pellets to injectable form, and you buy yourself and implant gun

YUM

MWAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA

ROFLMMFARO!!!!!

 

[machman]

Hey ultra! You know you're hardcore when you have 6854posts!!!



Or when you're 275, 5%BF, 6'2" and look around the gym and think everyone is bigger than you!!!

Or maybe yer just fucked then...

 

[Primal X]

You know you're hardcore when you swear by muscle-tech products!

 

[The_Eviscerator]

You know your Hardcore when you do the Body for Life program!

 

[Thaibox]

....when you're brushing your teeth, and decide to switch to your left hand to make sure you hit both arms evenly.

....when the mailman comes, you automatically look down the street for cop cars

....when you're a 275 lb guy that takes medication meant to promote ovulation in women

....when you send hundreds of dollars cash in the mail to someone you've never even met before

....you don't think you've had a good leg workout unless you throw-up

 

[painly]

your benching 5 plates a side, and your think about what the new designs by Cotex will be, to add more protection and better comfort/

 

[Vectork39]

when u have to ask your g/f to wipe your own ass

when its not physically possilbe for cops to put the cuffs on

when eat what you just threw up (HEY! its protein)

when u cant fit your hand inside the protein jug

when hit a the light switch, and the room goes BOOM (Protein fart)

when u rape pregnant cows for the colostrum

 

[Dantes]

When you're laying on the operating table having your gyno removed, and dreaming about your next cycle and how you will finally be able to take your shirt off and show what AS can do.

 

[johnboy]

Re: You know you're hardcore when....

You know you're hardcore when you say fuck it to the fina conversion of fina pellets to injectable form, and you buy yourself and implant gun

YUM

I remember some moron that was going to use a gun (probably14 guage) to implant pellets...

 

[hereigrowagain]

When your supplier has you on Auto ship every week

when you order your fina by the case

When the pharmacutical supplies think you are a warehouse

when you answer your phone "Eckerds parmacy how can i help you grow"

When you become the GNC poster boy

when the acne on your back looks like a astronamy chart

 

[Quadsweep]

When you do Squats, leg press, hack squats, leg extensions, & lunges in one giant set for three rounds using more weight than most people can do strait sets with, for three rounds, You go outside throw your guts up, Then you come back in do a giant set on hams consisting of lying leg curls, seated leg curls, hamstring leans and stiff leg deads for 3 rounds! Then you lay on the fucking floor twitching because you over stressed you central nervous system so bad. I do this every other week 8 weeks out from a show! I think it is hard core....do you?

 

[Willyumyum]

When you do Squats, leg press, hack squats, leg extensions, & lunges in one giant set for three rounds using more weight than most people can do strait sets with, for three rounds, You go outside throw your guts up, Then you come back in do a giant set on hams consisting of lying leg curls, seated leg curls, hamstring leans and stiff leg deads for 3 rounds! Then you lay on the fucking floor twitching because you over stressed you central nervous system so bad. I do this every other week 8 weeks out from a show! I think it is hard core....do you?

Hold on, ill let you know when I'm done throwing up..

YUM

 

[Quadsweep]

Hold on, ill let you know when I'm done throwing up..

YUM

And I promise you that you will too!

 

[Mike P.T.]

When you go on a 6 month long cycle like the one im doing right now. Hehehe

Also see "you know your a moron" thread

 

[Frackal]

Re: Re: You know you're hardcore when....

I remember some moron that was going to use a gun (probably14 guage) to implant pellets...

Heehehehehhee

 

[Quadsweep]

when u have to ask your g/f to wipe your own ass

when its not physically possilbe for cops to put the cuffs on

when eat what you just threw up (HEY! its protein)

when u cant fit your hand inside the protein jug

when hit a the light switch, and the room goes BOOM (Protein fart)

when u rape pregnant cows for the colostrum

That was great! I printed it out!

 

[RABS]

Lol.....you know your hardcore when when you say fuck the rubber and syringe....I'm already dead.

 

[BigBazooka]

You know you're hardcore when..

- Ronnie Coleman has your number on a speed dial
- You call your family members "bro".
- Cops come to you and ask for a source
- Chad Nicholls calls you every day asking for juicing advice
- Your pimples pop through your shirt while squatting
- You do a bridge cycle with Anadrol, Halotestin, Fina and Suspension
- You substitute water with Winstrol in your protein drink
- You get a christmas card from Organon every year
- Your teacher asks you "What's the capital city of Japan" and you say "Ttokkyo" and really think it is.
- Your doctor doesn't ask "Have you used any illegal hormones?" anymore. Instead of that, he just asks: "Daymn, bro! You're huge. What the fuck are you on right now?"
- You buy your clothes from "Whales 'R us" and they still won't fit.
- Your lactate more than an average cow.
- You're so ripped that you can see your liver in the mirror.
- Your GH-gut is so big, you haven't seen your ding-dong in 5 years.

 

[jstrong20]

-How about 200mgs of 17a orals ed for 7 weeks and don't even think twice about your liver
-deadlifting for 8 sets and then shitting blood the next day
-injecting 24cc's in one day all into your biceps.
-messing up your fina, and leaving the filler in the bottom. You don't want to waste any so you draw it all up and end up injecting .5cc's worth of filler that looks like sand. It cloged the needle so you push really hard. Actualy this one falls under stupid because now my right quad is messed up. Looks like it traumatized the muscle and killed the tissue.

 

[Evik]

...When You do two sets instead of only one.

...When you take off your pansy weight gloves and they no longer leave a black mark.

...When you can almost bench your own bodyweight

..When you can finally see a small amount of movement in your bicep when you flex

...When you use those steroid thingies...


...

 

[bwood]

You know you're hardcore when:

You inject purposely into an abcess
thinking of it as a extended release
technique.

 

[Willyumyum]

You know you're hardcore when:

You inject purposely into an abcess
thinking of it as a extended release
technique.

ow

YUM

 

[FreakMonster]

When walking past parked cars, you tend to look in the windows to see a reflection of yourself and then do a double bicep pose and a tricep squeeze!

when you sprinkle Dbol in your cereal at breakfast.

When you line up your gear on your dresser like little soldiers. And then stare at them every night before you go to bed.

 

[pushing_fe]

you're 40 years old and in the best shape of your life thanks to the BowFlex...

Every muscle in yor body is so sore from injections that Lunatic's A-Ring site starts to sound better and better...

 

[FreakMonster]

Instead of leaving Santa milk and cookies, you leave him some winny and T3 and tell him to get his fat ass in shape

When someone says to you "do you go to the taning bed during the winter" You laugh it off and say no its "natural" "JAUNDICE"

When you name your dog Primo

When buying a house the main factor is how close it is to the gym

When you try and get your dad to have the vet give some EQ to his horses

When the size of your arms becomes more important than the size of your genitals.

"When you take shots with the bros, it's vodka for them and winny for you."

Your 5 year old son has a bigger set of balls than you do...

Tax money goes to that last spring bulk cycle

You send Christmas cards to your sources, but not your in-laws

You only answer if someone calls you by your eltiefitness board profile name

You give your entire family profile names

Your children get pop quizes on the effects of deca vs test...extra reps if they fail!!!

When your mom sends out to get juice you comeback with sust250, deca, and d-bol and slaps you because you forgot clomids and novas hahahahah

when you wake up a night cuddling with a needle and your girlfriend is sleeping on the floor.

when you go to tj and your friends go check out the women and yous stand in front of the pharmcies and vet checking out gear.

When you take your protein with you on dates!

When you're about to let go a huge protein fart and you ask those around you for their preference...."Egg or Tuna? Call the ball!"

When you can't afford to pay bills or rent, but somehow manage to fork over $1000/month on food, supplements, and gear.

When you constantly write down cycles for your dog, cause you want him to look more like you.

You buy your grandma wrist straps for Christmas.

 

[BigBazooka]

Freakmonster.. If you do a copy-paste from Ranger's post, you should mention it. Peace.

 

[testalot]

your hardcore if you are hella buff but still walk a really small poodle in public lol





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