You Know Your F*cki*g Big When =

[Victor]

you know you are big when friends ( male ) of your new girlfriend are afraid to come and talk to her , cause she is hanging with you


LOL , that happened with me a week ago



Victor

 

[BOULDER]

WHEN YOU HUG RON COLEMAN AND HIS ARMS DO NOT FIT AROUND YOU BUT YOURS FIT AROUND HIM.

WHEN YOU GET ON THE SCALE AT THE DR. AND THAT BITCH SHOWS A ?

WHEN YOU FLEX IN AN XXXL TANK AND IT RIPS IN 3 PLACES.

WHEN YOUR NAME ON THE ELITE BOARD IS :BOULDER J/J

 

[BOULDER]

WHEN 250 LBS MEN FEEL THEY HAVE TO CALL YOU "SIR"

 

[KillerLoop]

You know you're BIG when you look like ME

 

[BOULDER]

what about this one.YOU KNOW YOUR DICK IS SMALL WHEN A GIRL ASKS YOU TO GIVE HER 10 INCHES AND YOU REPLY "WELL SHIT WE'D HAVE TO DO 4 TIMES"

 

[sigweed]

....when you go to weigh yourself and the scale runs out of numbers!

 

[g-dogg]

You know you're BIG when EVERYONE that comes in contact with you asks you something about working out, steroids, eating, or how much you bench press-especially when the people you see everyday ask you these questions

 

[Flexx]

When the cops look at you and say "Damn, your shooting size."
I've had it happen.

 

[Adaptek]

You know you are big when your friend nickname you the GOVERNMENT

 

[waterboy]

Hey water boy,

You and I are the same size 5'6" 170", how old are you?

Im 24