You know what makes America Beautiful?

[ChefWide]

It's candied apples and ponies with dapples
you can ride all day!
It's girls with pimples
And cripples with dimples
that just wont go away !
Its spics and wops and niggers and kikes
with noses as long as your arm!
Its micks and chinks and gooks and geeks
and honkies
(Honk! Honk!)
who never left the farm !



Discuss.

 

[Lestat]

racist!

 

[H_T_]

wtf is a dapple?

 

[chefbone]

All Chefs rule. Bow to the Masters.....

 

[gotmilk]

Freedom to bear arms and use them?

 

[spongebob]

people tried using the term 'melting pot'....

the term 'tossed salad' is more appropriate.

 

[jackangel]

sleep. sleep makes everything beautiful.

 

[Scotsman]

I am offended that there were no racial remarks about Scottish or Irish people on that thread.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nycgirl]

I am offended that there were no racial remarks about Scottish or Irish people on that thread.

Cheers,
Scotsman

They aren't dark enough.

 

[jenscats5]

I am offended that there were no racial remarks about Scottish or Irish people on that thread.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Aye!!

 

[Scotsman]

They aren't dark enough.

It mentions honkies and as a Celtic-American I refuse to be included in that group.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ChefWide]

It mentions honkies and as a Celtic-American I refuse to be included in that group.

Cheers,
Scotsman

It says 'micks', ya sheepfucker.

 

[jerkbox]

It mentions honkies and as a Celtic-American I refuse to be included in that group.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I believe he included you in the "girls with pimples" part, Sally.

 

[nycgirl]

It mentions honkies and as a Celtic-American I refuse to be included in that group.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I believe Cheffy answered your question.

 

[Guinness5.0]

I am offended that there were no racial remarks about Scottish or Irish people on that thread.

Cheers,
Scotsman

They wouldn't be able to read it, so what's the point?

 

[EnderJE]

I think I liked you better when you were drunk and depressed.

 

[ChefWide]

I think I liked you better when you were drunk and depressed.

Your visa is still revoked. Sorry. I told them you picked up kids dressed as a nun.

 

[BrothaBill]

I like to go swimmin' with bowlegged women
and diiivveee between their legs

 

[Scotsman]

It says 'micks', ya sheepfucker.

Alright I was too busy trying to sneak attack a sheep to read it carefully my Baaaaaaaaad.

Cheers,
Scotsman