You know that your too fat when......

[coldblue1955]

when i rip out of $100 jeans like the Hulk!


RADAR

nah. that's ultra muscular radar!

 

[gymrat]

when you have to be surgicly removed from your couch.

 

[chewyxrage]

when you can titty fuck yourself

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you think radars avatar is "cute"

 

[coldblue1955]

you jump in the air and gets stuck! lol.

 

[callthedoctor]

you can't wipe your butt.

 

[ChefWide]

You need a dental mirror to see your John Thomas.

When you get up from the chair you leave a grease spot.

When you go the beach, people keep sponging you down with water and trying to roll you back into the surf.

When you eat so fast your knife and fork spark.

When you have to count how many people are in the elevator.

 

[*MissFit*]

When you sleep in your sghoes because u couldn't see your feet to notice you hadnt takent them off.. and with all that skin.. who would notice extra material

 

[ChefWide]

When you sleep in your sghoes because u couldn't see your feet to notice you hadnt takent them off.. and with all that skin.. who would notice extra material

Uh... no.

 

[jerkbox]

When you eat so fast your knife and fork spark.

haha....that's pretty good