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Some sick people out there. This thing put a smile on my face when I first saw it, nonetheless. See what you think.
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"Juice"--a horribly misplaced poem for your viewing pleasures
Thoughts of juice do fill my head
Each night I lie awake in bed
Through sweat that soils cleaner sheets
And leads to dreams of forging meat
Brother A-Drol, sister D-Bol
Friends to Deca--test gone AWOL
Shrunken raisins clinging by
As pounds come on and soreness flies
I’ll pound the weight and break my best
My ego-mind expects no less
So grant me Fina, Test, and Winny
--a touch of Clen to keep me skinny
My favorite, Equipoise indeed
Creating veins and makes me eat
For insulin and HGH
Who give my joints peculiar aches
Like Anavar for sweetest strength
Who hardens me without the shrink
Proviron makes me harder still
And gives erections set to kill
Or Halo, Primo—both my pensions
Don’t forget about Suspension
And Test-400, dare I say?
I shot up twice just yesterday!
But please for me, no DNP
Or EPO, I beg of thee
Yet save the mighty trenbolone
Or give me test without the bloat
Hold Nolvadex always in view
To work until my cycle’s through
Or better yet, Femara please
Arimidex just out of reach
And keep my gyno stuck at bay
No O.B.G.Y.N.s today
And after ten to twelve I’d say
It’s long enough, put juice away
Enter Clomid, H.C.G.
Who work together perfectly
Let Leydig cells jump-start my balls
So I may keep my gains and all
And now it’s done, my cycle’s through
Eternal glory fades from view
Just know of this, my juicing friend
For all your work, this truth to spend--
It’s just not natural
Being natural
-e
"Juice"--a horribly misplaced poem for your viewing pleasures
Thoughts of juice do fill my head
Each night I lie awake in bed
Through sweat that soils cleaner sheets
And leads to dreams of forging meat
Brother A-Drol, sister D-Bol
Friends to Deca--test gone AWOL
Shrunken raisins clinging by
As pounds come on and soreness flies
I’ll pound the weight and break my best
My ego-mind expects no less
So grant me Fina, Test, and Winny
--a touch of Clen to keep me skinny
My favorite, Equipoise indeed
Creating veins and makes me eat
For insulin and HGH
Who give my joints peculiar aches
Like Anavar for sweetest strength
Who hardens me without the shrink
Proviron makes me harder still
And gives erections set to kill
Or Halo, Primo—both my pensions
Don’t forget about Suspension
And Test-400, dare I say?
I shot up twice just yesterday!
But please for me, no DNP
Or EPO, I beg of thee
Yet save the mighty trenbolone
Or give me test without the bloat
Hold Nolvadex always in view
To work until my cycle’s through
Or better yet, Femara please
Arimidex just out of reach
And keep my gyno stuck at bay
No O.B.G.Y.N.s today
And after ten to twelve I’d say
It’s long enough, put juice away
Enter Clomid, H.C.G.
Who work together perfectly
Let Leydig cells jump-start my balls
So I may keep my gains and all
And now it’s done, my cycle’s through
Eternal glory fades from view
Just know of this, my juicing friend
For all your work, this truth to spend--
It’s just not natural
Being natural
