You guys ever beat down a co-worker?

[MP5]

Just curious, I had some geek computer guy here talking shit to me on email cause I asked a simple question and I have zero tolerance for that shit.

 

[big4life]

Let's just say, I've expressed my opinion.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Just curious, I had some geek computer guy here talking shit to me on email cause I asked a simple question and I have zero tolerance for that shit.

i hope you do it outside work. would suck if you got fired for it.

no.

 

[Big Buck]

yeap...it's called 'discplining the troops'

 

[Crazier]

I have the same problem with my fucking asshole of a computer nerd at my work too. The problem is that he is best friends with my boss, he's a "contract worker", makes up his own hours... like 10 in the morning, go to lunch at 12, come back at 2 and leave at 4. And to boot, he knows jackshit about computers. I just had to have a buddy of mine forward me the applications to run a HP Deskjet 720 series to my computer. Took me five minutes once I had the info, but this motherfucker is either lazy or doesn't know because he's dumb as shit. I'd say both guesses are pretty accurate. DAVID - I'M GONNA PUT THE BEAT DOWN ON YOU IF YOU EVER TELL MY BOSS ABOUT MY INTERNET USE. And, that's what I remind him with periodic e-mails to my friends, drop that line in there every so often. My boss pulled me in about a year and a half ago because I refered the window blinds to prison bars to a co-worker joking around in an e-mail. When they went for their morning jog the following day, he narced on me. Fucking cocksmoker. Sorry for the long rant. Just really pisses me off.
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[dballer]

When I was 19 or 20 I was working in a steak house as a cook. At night we were trying to get out of there and some kid was taking his sweet ass time.... so I asked him to hurry a few times and he got in my face.. so I lost it and we ended up going at it out back. I got a black eye and he had a broken foot, 1 knocked out tooth and some throat problem.. from where I hit him in the throat.
That was the only time that ever happened.

 

[Kahn]

When I was in the Army(1984) I got into a scrap with three black guys because my friend drank Bernies 40 of colt45.They got yapping about the principal when Frank said he'd pay for it. That touched me off because they will start talking principle when theyare goin to keep the arguement going or gonna kick your ass. Frank was a skinny fucker and I didn't want that to happen. Well, I got talking shit and one went for me. I was doing too good so another came over. I was fine then but the third came over and I thought I was dead meat. I went ballistic and grabbed one by the throat and wouldn't let go, I pushed one down and started stomping him while I tried to push the other out the window. I was yelling I'm going to kill all of you. When that came out, they changed their mind about the skitzo white guy. Real cool after that. No trouble from it because they started it. Now it seems the most often used word people use to describe me is intense. Even my kids kindergarten teacher says it about me.

 

[PerfectRep]

The summer after my freshman year in college I beat the fuck out of this chump that worked with me. Actually, I deserved the ass-kicking because I fucked his girlfriend.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

I actually got off tren this week because the urge to deck my jackass boss was becoming way too strong. I mean I still would love to smash his face in, but it is a little easier to control the emotion when not on tren. It is not like the tren gave me the anger...it just makes it a little more likely that I'd act on it.

 

[stretch]

Almost. I used to sell cars for a short time. It was just a summer job while I was home from college. I didn't really like the business. One of the other salesmen tried to steal one of my deals and then lie to me about it. He was actually dumb enough to elbow me in the chest when I tried to look at the commission sheet from the sale. Needless to say, he knew I meant business when I headbutted him in the face breaking his glasses. After I did that, I just sat there and humiliated him in front of the other people that worked there while he sat there in fear. As soon as he got a chance, he ran off to one of the back rooms and locked himself in until the general manager told me it would be better if I left. Besides the fact that I'm much more athletic than him and slightly younger, I think he made a stupid mistake by elbowing me. Oh well, I had fun making him look like a little bitch. I would have felt sorry for him if I would have sent him home to his wife and kids all banged up.

Peace,
stretch

 

[rnch]

Just curious




i can neither confirm or deny that rumor.



jeeez! i loose my 240 pound temper once or twice in the 16 years' i have worked there, and they label me a hothead!!

 

[huntmaster]

NO---


been close, somehow in the couple of occasions when it nearly happened-- I managed to refrain.

My job is very fast paced and if somebody is loafing it hurts everyone.---This occasionally pisses me off rather severely.

 

[Bullit]

I was giving a presentation to our CEO, CFO and the board of directors. The CFO started askin some questions that I didnt know the answer to so I shoved my laser pointer up his ass.

Got a raise the next day.

 

[Stillhere]

Just grab a dull butter knife and stab him in the copy room.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Just joking man, clock in clock out bro. There is always an asshole or two in ALL jobs.

 

[L.A.X]

One quick strike across the geeks stomach with a bat will do. He'll fold like a cheap chair and there won't be any bruises

 

[O'Stanozol]

Yes it was a b*** Captain, we tied her up a tree and give her some smacks!
Then she pressed charges against the wrong guys



She got the message and got out.

stan

 

[MaGilicuti]

i work with a bunch of annoying old ladies, i wish i could bitch slap them once in awhile....