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***You gotta read this!! It's really gonna piss you juicers off!!!!!***

FreakMonster

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First off here is the guys information that he left just incase you wanna have a word with him. It's a letter to Bally's but read how much shit this guy talks about steroid users.

Author: MATT (---.158.121.164.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net)
Date: 01-12-02 21:43

Matthew Meryk
8407 NE Fremont #193
Portland, Or 97220
Phone: 503.727.2673

E-mail: [email protected]


Dear Bally Total Fitness:

I seem to have been unsuccessful in my attempt to receive written confirmation from your corporate office regarding the status of my membership. This is in regards to the termination phone call I received from your general manager at Mall 205, in Portland, Oregon (see enclosed). I am asking for written documentation regarding this issue and I would also appreciate it if you would examine the other issues of concern that I have at the facility.

· The use, sale and distribution of a controlled substance: STEROIDS! Persons who are trying to purchase steroids have approached me numerous times in the Mall 205 facility. Because of my size and overall strength (I’ve been in fitness training for 28 years, I started when I was 17) many members are accusing me of doing drugs such as steroids; I have never used any type of drug in my life. I have to keep telling these drug freaks to “Back Off!” and this just seems to be an endless struggle. They really need this drug. I have also been approached by a certain employee for steroids on several occasions. This user has become extremely weak and starts crying when he can’t seem to get it up (the weights that is. I’m sure he is probably impotent, since this drug destroys the testicles in males and feminizes them as well.)
· The steroid users at Bally Total Fitness have become very aggressive and desperate. Their compulsion to continue to use steroids and their inability to get a response from me, except for the phrase “back off”, is apparently irritating them. Their incessant need for steroids seems to drive them to a state of rage and hostility. It is well known that a male, who is unable to produce testosterone in their testicles, must stimulate their adrenal glands (like a woman), to secrete this substance. Also, many steroid users have approached me and asked if I have any association with personal trainers in the area, who are distributing steroids.
· It is well known that homosexuals use drugs such as steroids to prey on younger males (one can view their approaches on a regular basis at Bally Total Fitness) who are ignorant of the consequences of steroids use. Without guidance, these young people are often forced to have sex with homosexual males for this drug and also have to get involved with drug dealing and prostitution. Male prostitutes at Bally Total Fitness who were “looking to make the rent” have also approached me. I have also been approached by these young males telling me “I’ll do anything for you! I just want to get big and I want to get big now! “These young males are also exposed to HIV/AIDS. These drug freaks that use and distribute steroids are very promiscuous and are as filthy as cockroaches. All this for an attempt to achieve an illusion of being physically fit and self-confident that can never be attained through drugs. The process of incremental improvement that motivator Brian Tracy espouses, is the only true way to maintain and improve ones physical performance and overall fitness goals.
· There is no muscle pixie with an Arnold Schwarzenegger wand, filled with muscle dust, which will be waved over your body to give you muscles (you stupid idiot!)! It is time for companies that promote and allow steroid use and lewd homosexual behavior to become liable for all the consequences associated with it, including compensating for medical needs that are incurred, as well as punitive damages for those that are injured. I would also like to add for the record and this applies to everyone: THERE IS NO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN THE WEIGHT ROOM! STEROIDS HAVE EVOLVED TO BECOME THE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION PROGRAM FOR THOSE WHO WANT MUSCLES BUT DON’T WANT TO DO THE WORK!
· I would also like to add that this is the same older homo that was running around the weight room and grabbing his genitals through his pants and saying about himself “My sacks are full of yum yum! My sacks are full of yum yum!” I told him to back off when he approached me and a woman nearby told me I couldn’t talk to him like that because “he’s been persecuted!” Just how sick is it going to get?
· I do feel that there is a need for the company to employ an armed police officer for protection of patrons, like myself, who are being threatened and harassed in this hostile drug and lewd homosexual environment! If this cannot be done, then the National Guard needs to be called out or even United Nation Troops. These steroid dealers especially, need to be treated as domestic terrorists. Steroid dealers threaten every testicle and ovary in the United States. Steroids feminize men and masculanizes females. Is it any wonder that the youth of America seem directionless and fall prey so easily to these monsters?
· Bally Total Fitness seems to be very racist and bigoted, regarding the treatment of people of color. Time and time again, persons of color that are looking for drugs such as steroids have approached me. It apparently has become your company’s culture to create an environment where real work takes a back seat drugs and supplements. These men of color are living a self-delusion that is literally destroying them. It is as though you are chemically castrating and lobotomizing them. One particular instance I had there, involved a black man who approached me and said he knew I was using steroids, said he would do anything for them. He was begging and crying and there were two lesbian units close by. They were laughing at this poor man like you wouldn’t believe. It is as though Bally Total Fitness wants to feminize these black men so you can have a good laugh! I don’t think it’s humorous at all! I may come into your facility in a serious manner, but humiliating the people of color in your organization like this, is totally uncalled for and unacceptable. Where is your sense of humanity and caring?

Thank you for taking the time to respond to my request. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year.


Best Regards,

Matt Meryk
 
If this is for real, It would honestly be worth the long distance charge to hear this guy. I'm baffled, don't know what to say
 
nautica said:
Is this for real or what:bawling:

I'm almost positive it is. I called the number and I got the dude's voicemail. I also e-mailed him to and asked him if it was really Matt to see if he would respond.
 
email him and say that some people from Bally's referred him as being an "awesome" source.:D
and them give him goody list.
 
Oh my lord he replied and here's what he said:



IS THIS THE ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS FROM 24 HOUR FITNESS?

Bwhahahahaha. that's all he said. So this guy is for REAL!!!!!!
 
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he must be giving off some serious homo-vibes if all these gay guys keep approaching him. Maybe he should stop wearing that pink spandex and people will start leaving him alone.
 
FreakMonster said:

· I would also like to add that this is the same older homo that was running around the weight room and grabbing his genitals through his pants and saying about himself “My sacks are full of yum yum! My sacks are full of yum yum!”

I cannot wait till Willyumyum Reads this part!!!!! hahahahaha

Cyclone
 
I would guess he is a scrawny wanabe that dropped the 15 lb dumbells too many times so they told him to get lost. And after many people in the gym told him to "back off" when he asked them how to score gear, well you know the rest....its all in his post.
 
His mother was a crack whore and his father used to pimp out both him and his mother for a taste of Mad Dog 2020. SO BACK OFF.:p
 
"There is no muscle pixie with an Arnold Schwarzenegger wand, filled with muscle dust, which will be waved over your body to give you muscles" one true comment this fuck said but what i am wondering is why does the post say "Its really gonna piss you juicers off" does that mean that the thread aujthor doesnt juice?:confused:
 
liquidmuscle said:
"There is no muscle pixie with an Arnold Schwarzenegger wand, filled with muscle dust, which will be waved over your body to give you muscles" one true comment this fuck said but what i am wondering is why does the post say "Its really gonna piss you juicers off" does that mean that the thread aujthor doesnt juice?:confused:

Just to get your attention.
 
how does this even make sense????

Matthew Meryk
One particular instance I had there, involved a black man who approached me and said he knew I was using steroids, said he would do anything for them. He was begging and crying and there were two lesbian units close by. They were laughing at this poor man like you wouldn’t believe. It is as though Bally Total Fitness wants to feminize these black men so you can have a good laugh! I don’t think it’s humorous at all! I may come into your facility in a serious manner, but humiliating the people of color in your organization like this, is totally uncalled for and unacceptable. Where is your sense of humanity and caring?

Thank you for taking the time to respond to my request. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year.


Best Regards,

Matt Meryk
 
The_Eviscerator said:
This is obviously a fake letter. No one is that stupid.

It's not trust me!! I e-mailed the guy and asked him if he had gotten a response from his letter to Bally's and he said he had not gotten a response yet.
 
sounds like this guy is trying to get out of his ballys memembership.I joined bally's a few years ago when I realized it sucked I tried to get out of my membership....I had a better shot of escaping alkatraz, your locked into your membership for 3 years.That place is like the mob once your in theres no getting out
 
If his gym is such a sewer of drug dealing and male prostitution, WHY DOES HE CONTINUE TO TRAIN THERE?

I don't believe half the stuff he relates ever happened, unless his gym is entirely populated by certifiable lunatics.

I suspect he's on some kind of ego trip, imagining he's so incredibly big and beautiful that everyone else drops toi their knees begging him for sex and drugs. Gimme a break.
 
funny as shit but definately a joke. why would steroid users aggressively approach someone to buy steroids who has said he doesnt do them?

and if he really wanted to bust juice users he would call the cops, not petition ballys.
 
Geez guys! This poor sap is obviously psychologically disturbed. He already has enough problems without you guys calling him and working him into a paranoid frenzy. Have some compassion and don't screw with him.
 
Re: Re: ***You gotta read this!! It's really gonna piss you juicers off!!!!!***

CycloneHWT said:


I cannot wait till Willyumyum Reads this part!!!!! hahahahaha

Cyclone

LOL.... That nad smugglin' name thief.... grrrrrrrrrrrr..... :redhot: :alien: :redhot:

YUM
 
FreakMonster said:
I would also like to add that this is the same older homo that was running around the weight room and grabbing his genitals through his pants and saying about himself “My sacks are full of yum yum! My sacks are full of yum yum!”


How fukin funny is this! Holy shit, what a moron. Maybe he should stop wearing the daisy dukes and the half shirts that say "Princess" on them.
 
pscho ward

I think his gym is located on the 3rd floor of the county hospital a.k.a funny farm! Still laughing about the yumyum sack comment!
 
I haven't had a laugh that good in a while. This has gotta be a joke. I can just picture this as a Saturday night live routine or Madd T.V. I can picture Will Sasso playing the part of the letter writer.
 
enrage said:
email him and say that some people from Bally's referred him as being an "awesome" source.:D
and them give him goody list.

LOL.. i was thinking the same thing:D
 
SickManiac said:
100% beyond any reasonable doubt this letter is a ridiculous fake.

E-mail the guy and ask him. He'll respond to you immediately.
He obviously has beef with Bally's

What makes you so sure SickManiac?
 
This letter is 100% real and in fact, this Matt Meryk is certifiably nuts. He's also reared a really nasty head in the eBay seller community as well. He is a seller there known as mytebyte1a and if someone complains about his service, he responds with some crazy conspiracy nutcase feedback accusing them of being part of some international drug and porn ring.. Fortunately, he's been suspended from ebay for doing crap like that.. however, he's resorting to even crazier things now such as sending tons of letters out to neighbors of other ebay sellers telling them that the seller in their neighborhood is peddling child porno and if they don't buy any, the seller will kill their family..

and yet the cops won't lock this nutcase up somewhere.. this dude is nuts!
 
umm.. you're welcome? i just stumbled onto this since we're dealing with his insanity on the ebay side and we thought he was just a lil' nutz but apparently a lot more people have heard of his madness in other areas..

not like there's any harm in following up on something is there?
 
I'm calling him now and telling him "I got some cheeseburgers man....gimme some roids...I'll suck your dick!"

I love free long distance.
 
hahahahahahaha

:lmao:

Thank you for this laugh, I need it after today.

T-Matt
 
odoyal rulez said:
i dont get the whole racism aspect of steroid use...?


Yeah-us crackers are all about love. Just ask the American Indians. We white washed them into thinking they got the killer deal. lol
 
Dont blame him for the beef with ballys... those people are fucking vampires...

as for everything else... funny read... WELL worth the 4 year old bump! :)
 
Bally's needs an armed guard?? Call out the national guard?? I think Bally's needs an entire police force in there to stop the flow of thousands of gallons of juice there seems to be in there. Then Bally's corporate can secretly put thier police force on the juice to deal with the out of control steroid users.
 
Ive worked out at Bally's before and there wasnt any juicers in there. Just a lot of hot pussy and suits with pitiful builds.
 
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