You Got A Fuckin Problem?!?!?!

[Paulos]

I cry usually.

 

[Nathan]

I never run into guys bigger than me wanting to start shit. I get asked by people I don't know if I want to fight by their side though. I'm usually stoned so I never want to fight.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Your at a club lookin to score, having a nice time. you have a good buzz going, motor skills are lowering, when some dude say to you: YOU GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM!? Obviously looking to start shit with you. him being a little bigger than yourself, how do you handle this?

 

[Bobber]

Usually I reply with a "what ever the fuck you want to do I am down....bitch." Which ends up in a brawl with his boys jumping in then mine and I get out a lot of frustration leaving feeling good. Thank God I have not been uglied yet.

 

[Bobber]

That's why I normally don't go to clubs.But to answer the question,I would aim right for his teeth or nose on the first one and not stop till the bouncers carried me out.

Great reply!

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

That's why I normally don't go to clubs.But to answer the question,I would aim right for his teeth or nose on the first one and not stop till the bouncers carried me out.

 

[Nathan]

That's why I normally don't go to clubs.But to answer the question,I would aim right for his teeth or nose on the first one and not stop till the bouncers carried me out.

Punching someone in the teeth sounds good but your hand would probably get pretty cut up. However, if it's you hitting some dude in the teeth I'm doubting he's getting back any time soon. Am I right or am I right?

 

[jackangel]

Your at a club lookin to score, having a nice time. you have a good buzz going, motor skills are lowering, when some dude say to you: YOU GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM!? Obviously looking to start shit with you. him being a little bigger than yourself, how do you handle this?

Say to him: "Yes. Yes I do. I have many problems. Right now, you're one of them. But we can change all that. Here, let's smoke a joint." And then shoot him in the face.

 

[Bulldog_10]

Usually I reply with a "what ever the fuck you want to do I am down....bitch." Which ends up in a brawl with his boys jumping in then mine and I get out a lot of frustration leaving feeling good. Thank God I have not been uglied yet.

Same here...and my friends are alot bigger than any other group of people I've come across...so we always come out on top.

 

[the nature boy]

I'd say yes and then talk him to death about my many problems. He wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Punching someone in the teeth sounds good but your hand would probably get pretty cut up. However, if it's you hitting some dude in the teeth I'm doubting he's getting back any time soon. Am I right or am I right?

Most of the time his lips partially pad the impact,and unless it's an uppercut,the teeth will usually not gouge the knuckles.

 

[hardrock]

Hitting in the teeth is not a smart move. The human mouth is very dirty and can cause a nasty infection. That said I opt for the nose. That usually stuns a guy(if it doesn't knock him down) long enough to basically have your way with him. Not in that way either you homo's.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'd say yes and then talk him to death about my many problems. He wouldn't stand a chance.

LMAO

 

[CASS]

Hitting in the teeth is not a smart move. The human mouth is very dirty and can cause a nasty infection. That said I opt for the nose. That usually stuns a guy(if it doesn't knock him down) long enough to basically have your way with him. Not in that way either you homo's.

Do i sense a hint of GAYNESS here ??????????

 

[jackangel]

Do i sense a hint of GAYNESS here ??????????

Yep, I noticed it right after you posted on this thread.

 

[XBiker]

I'd say yes and then talk him to death about my many problems. He wouldn't stand a chance.

HAHAHA.

Green for ya on this one.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Your at a club lookin to score, having a nice time. you have a good buzz going, motor skills are lowering, when some dude say to you: YOU GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM!? Obviously looking to start shit with you. him being a little bigger than yourself, how do you handle this?

Look around like if you are not sure if he is talking to you and then reply with, "I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't know you and I don't want to know you," and just let one of the bouncers toss his ass out. Bouncers are always looking for action.

 

[TC2]

Most of the time his lips partially pad the impact,and unless it's an uppercut,the teeth will usually not gouge the knuckles.

Who's gigantic blubber lips have you been hitting???

I ALWAYS get my knuckles cut at least a little bit.

I personally like when some dipshit runs his mouth to me.

Ive trained as a fighter for almost 10 years now and I love to make the asshole look silly.

 

[Mandinka2]

Your at a club lookin to score, having a nice time. you have a good buzz going, motor skills are lowering, when some dude say to you: YOU GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM!? Obviously looking to start shit with you. him being a little bigger than yourself, how do you handle this?

Whats de name of that club again? I gotta go there and pick on some little guys.

 

[AAP]

him being a little bigger than yourself,

Beats me. I have never encountered this scenario.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Who's gigantic blubber lips have you been hitting???

I ALWAYS get my knuckles cut at least a little bit.

I personally like when some dipshit runs his mouth to me.

Ive trained as a fighter for almost 10 years now and I love to make the asshole look silly.

How are your knuckles cutting in the FLATS of his teeth?The only time I have ever had teeth screw my hands up is uppercutting a guy and catching the bottom of them.Had to have two pulled out of my index and middle knuckles.Punching straight forward I have never had a prob,usually the lips get smashed right into the teeth and everything caves in.

 

[WideTexxx]

do i got a problem? you aint no problem bitch(then i bash him in the head with a pint then a few lefts and a few rights and the bouncers break it up and i look bad ass)

 

[TC2]

How are your knuckles cutting in the FLATS of his teeth?The only time I have ever had teeth screw my hands up is uppercutting a guy and catching the bottom of them.Had to have two pulled out of my index and middle knuckles.Punching straight forward I have never had a prob,usually the lips get smashed right into the teeth and everything caves in.

They are flat but still made of extremely hard material(Calcium I guess).

Punch a hard wall and see if it doesn't open up your knuckles, same thing, doesn't have to be sharp just harder than the skin covering your knuckles.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I must have some pretty leathery mitts then,as I've never cut my knuckles out side of the above mentioned.May have been years of conditioning them boxing.I got to a point where I could go all out on the vinyl bag bare-knuckled toward the tail end of my training.That was after many years of scabs/callouses,and bone and ligament bruises and pain.

Of course I regret that shit now,as the bones in my hands are a mess.

 

[TC2]

I must have some pretty leathery mitts then,as I've never cut my knuckles out side of the above mentioned.May have been years of conditioning them boxing.I got to a point where I could go all out on the vinyl bag bare-knuckled toward the tail end of my training.That was after many years of scabs/callouses,and bone and ligament bruises and pain.

If you can train on a vinyl bag bare knuckled then you must have some tough skin.

Maybe I just have thin skin (I've got boney knuckles anyway) but Ive trained for almost 10 years now as a fighter and I still get raw knuckles, thats wearing hand wraps and gloves.

 

[TC2]

Scratch the vinyl bag part, I was thinking canvas, now that shit will tear up your hands.

 

[Manu]

Your at a club lookin to score, having a nice time. you have a good buzz going, motor skills are lowering, when some dude say to you: YOU GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM!? Obviously looking to start shit with you. him being a little bigger than yourself, how do you handle this?

Is it worth to act brave? i don't think so.
Better to avoid confront. Besides the guy can be with others.
Some nasty thing can happen like broken noses or something...

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Actually,I MEANT canvas...Just had to look in my ringside catalog to make sure.,it's been a long time.And it DID tear the shit out of my knucks for quite a long time,I was just determined(or stupid,lol).

 

[Manu]

I'd say yes and then talk him to death about my many problems. He wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[WideTexxx]

yea but some times you cant walk away like when your girl is there or when your on a couple grams of test

 

[big_bad_buff]

Re: Re: You Got A Fuckin Problem?!?!?!

karma for you boss

Some nasty thing can happen like broken noses or something...

 

[WarriorPL]

My answer is always 'yes' .... not once have they started anything.. just backed off. People tend to say it to be tough, even though they don' have the balls to fight.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Your at a club lookin to score, having a nice time. you have a good buzz going, motor skills are lowering, when some dude say to you: YOU GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM!? Obviously looking to start shit with you. him being a little bigger than yourself, how do you handle this?

I chop his head off, lift the head above myown, and start drinking the warm dripping blood. ahhhh.. so good, I might even go onto chopping off a body peice at a time to drink the blood from. I follow it with a few hits from a bong, then take to my chamber.

 

[Manu]

Re: Re: You Got A Fuckin Problem?!?!?!

I chop his head off, lift the head above myown, and start drinking the warm dripping blood. ahhhh.. so good, I might even go onto chopping off a body peice at a time to drink the blood from. I follow it with a few hits from a bong, then take to my chamber.

Good to see you here DW.

 

[Manu]

why fight when you can talk your way out of it? hmm

Exactly.

 

[theoak01]

I hate clubs and shit and the only time I could be in this situation is bouncing and then I would toss the fucker because size means shit,its all about the skill you have