You ever walk around with your zipper open and not know it?

[gonelifting]

Then you finally realize it and hate the people you`ve just been with for not telling you.

What about something in your teeth? or someones finger sticking out of your pocket?... hate that.

 

[jh1]

Lift Chief oftens walks around with dried up cum on his chin...

Nobody EVER tells him.... they just snicker at him and he doesn't know why.

 

[gab9681]

Never happens to me, I check it to much. But this guy I work work has a serious problem with it. I swear every pair of jeans he has has a broken zipper. We used to tell him, but its an every day experience now, so we just let it go. Even the other 127 people in the company keep their mouths shut now. I think I am going to buy him a box of safety pins for his birthday.

 

[hardrock]

Yep. Last time I went grocery shopping. The check out chick was cute too. I must've looked like an idiot. Not that I ever don't

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Yep. Last time I went grocery shopping. The check out chick was cute too. I must've looked like an idiot. Not that I ever don't

The real qeustion is "have you walked around with your zipper open while freeballin"

yep

 

[BileStew]

You ever walk around with your zipper open and not know it?

Everyday, and for shits and giggles, I strategically place some fake loose skin between the zipper teeth.

 

[mordy]

I always feel a cool breze since i'm freeballin mostly.

 

[tripleblonde]

couple days back the guy at the gas pump next to me had is fly down....he was driving a very nice sports car and was casually leaned against the front of the car in his most "i look good, but i have to act like i don't" stance....he kept smiling at me and it was everything i could do not to start laughing (and looking)....anyone else i don't think it would have been as funny, but he really set himself up for that one

 

[coldblue1955]

many times!

 

[Pamela]

My boss does it all the time.

 

[BonerBoy]

Yep. Last time I went grocery shopping. The check out chick was cute too. I must've looked like an idiot. Not that I ever don't

Nah, chicks dig it bro

 

[Y_lifter]

I'm a constant xyz checker as in I check myself to make sure often

 

[Ffactor]

Every single solitary day!

 

[from zero]

Shit, I walk around half the time and don't realize I'm not wearing pants at all.

 

[BonerBoy]

Shit, I walk around half the time and don't realize I'm not wearing pants at all.

lol