You ever take a

[Zander1983]

Bulking?

 

[WODIN]

DUMP! and then look at your creation and think; OMG how did that come out of my ass? Poor, poor, poor mr colon...I'm sorry.

Huh?

 

[Y_lifter]

I think you described it once as Hanging onto the sides of the bowl screaming

"sweet jesus" "sweet jesus"

 

[fistfullofsteel]

DUMP! and then look at your creation and think; OMG how did that come out of my ass? Poor, poor, poor mr colon...I'm sorry.

Huh?

No but, I'm sure _____________ looked at his boyfriend's dick and thought, "Omg how is that going to fit into my ass?" Poor, poor, poor mr colon.... I'm sorry.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Vix, May I lick your boobies???? I'll be your best friend....

 

[vixenbabe]

Why are men soooo damn proud of the pipe they lay?

 

[Zander1983]

Why are men soooo damn proud of the pipe they lay?

Not only men. Either that or my girl is one of a kind

 

[WODIN]

Not Bulking...had one of those days yesterday where I couldn't get "comfortable" and do my thing and this morning well.....

I hate those ones that almost blow a blood vessel and those are usually small. I don't get it.

 

[vinylgroover]

Why are men soooo damn proud of the pipe they lay?

Not much else for a married guy to look foward to i guess.

 

[beastboy]

I peeped out of my ass alst night....unusual for me on a CKD diet.

 

[WODIN]

Why are men soooo damn proud of the pipe they lay?

Women give birth, men make mountains of poo.

 

[vixenbabe]

Not much else for a married guy to look foward to i guess.

I pity this guy's wife....

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

Who here occasionally colors their scrotum with white out and neon markers?

 

[Scarlett33]

Why are men soooo damn proud of the pipe they lay?

Because when they are potty trained as infants, mom goes on and on about the poopoo they make. This happens more with boys because they are generally harder to potty train. Therefore they still think they have really done something when they take a big ol dump, IMHO.

 

[WODIN]

Because when they are potty trained as infants, mom goes on and on about the poopoo they make. This happens more with boys because they are generally harder to potty train. Therefore they still think they have really done something when they take a big ol dump, IMHO.

Your smart!

 

[WarriorPL]

i can't say i've ever apologized to my anus...

 

[WODIN]

i can't say i've ever apologized to my anus...

You're young...give it time...you will.

 

[beastboy]

You're young...give it time...you will.

LMAO

 

[Y_lifter]

I apologize all the time after I try to see how hot of peppers
or hot sauce I can eat..

 

[slickdadd]

A few of my friends know this, but I once took a dump that absolutely kicked my ass. Sure, pooping can hurt once and a while, but this was a new record. I was letting one loose one morning after waking up, sitting there on the pot with my glasses on. I begin to strain and I feel the pain as one big log feels like it is coming out sideways. I try to withstand it but it hurts like no other. Next thing I know after being in complete pain is lying on the floor of my bathroom with my pants around my ankles. The turd knocked me out cold for a few seconds and I fell right on my face, and my glasses left a big gash on the side of my head.

When people saw the scab I had to think of excuses rather than saying "I took a really big dump and it hurt so bad I fainted and cut myself. So are we still on for tomorrow night?"

 

[WODIN]

*insert H.G. Poopypacker scat comment*

Slickdadd we got to go to a strip club and share this story with the girls. They'll be all over you!!!

 

[Nathan]

Is it just me or is flatulence Man's greatest invention?

 

[slickdadd]

Yeah it's hard to say no to a guy with my credentials in the field of pooping.

 

[WODIN]

Is it just me or is flatulence Man's greatest invention?

WORD!

 

[notoriousQQ]

I think he means " You're smart"

Your smart!

 

[notoriousQQ]

Oh, and about taking big dumps, I have, on occassion, laid down a wompas cat that looks like it choked the toilet bowl to death.

DUMP! and then look at your creation and think; OMG how did that come out of my ass? Poor, poor, poor mr colon...I'm sorry.

Huh?

 

[poultrygeist]

Because when they are potty trained as infants, mom goes on and on about the poopoo they make. This happens more with boys because they are generally harder to potty train. Therefore they still think they have really done something when they take a big ol dump, IMHO.

Holy shit that's brilliant. Hell, even now I call them up and share the celebration every time I put spiral skid marks all over the shitter. Maybe I better rethink that from now on.

 

[AAP]

This is too gay for even me.

If I were gay that is.