You ever got caught shoplifting?

[coldblue1955]

What did you shoplift and for how long was you in jail for it?

 

[HumorMe]

People who shoplift suck.

 

[HardHat87]

What did you shoplift and for how long was you in jail for it?

You ever get caught with a cock in your ass?

 

[coldblue1955]

You ever get caught with a cock in your ass?

nope. i'll think it'll be pretty painful and i can't stand pain.

 

[hotzie]

nope. i'll think it'll be pretty painful and i can't stand pain.

you're a pretty good hider than huh

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

yeah when I was 17. I was caught stealing CD's from wal-mart on Valentines day. I was only in a holder cell and just for a couple hours.I got handcuffed to a chair prior to that while they filled out an hours worth of paperwork for some stupid arrest. 1 CD, 1 night in a holding cell and $546 later, the whole thing never happened.

 

[wootoom]

ya i got caught stealing liquor one time in junior high

 

[NJjuice22]

nope...but I been close. when I was 17 I stole a pair of Neuman football gloves, I thought I removed the tags but there was one still all the way inside the glove...as soon as i got to the door the alarms went off..i just ran and didnt look back. they couldnt catch me.

 

[seizer]

I've never stolen from stores except for like those really cheap candies when I was younger, but I did steal quite a few toys from the other kids up until about grade 3. You might say I had quite the collection of ninja turtle and power ranger toys hehe. I did worse to animals, frog to be specific, I used to steal there lives with firecrackers lol.

 

[Mr. dB]

Got caught nabbing a 25-stick pack of Juicy Fruit when I was in the 6th grade. They hauled me off to the office, lectured me, filled out forms, called my parents, and had a cop drive me home.

 

[coldblue1955]

i guess crime really doesn't pay huh?