You can all lick my balls

[Robert Jan]

I have no respect for any of you

then again i dont have any respect for anythingh

I just wanna shag a nice girl

Then again i know that wouldnt fulfill me either

I dont realy know what I want

I thjink Im trying to tell you i am drunk and hate stuff

I dont really want you to lick my balls
well, most of you anyway

 

[theoak01]

and you can lick my taint

thanks orb I knew you were a trooper

 

[Roid Pimp]

No surprise on any of this as you are a screwed up Northern European
Pale Skinned dike plugger

 

[Carmen]

at the same time? all of us?

 

[Robert Jan]

Nah

peoples heads would like get in the way

but three at a time would be nice

we could like make a schedule

 

[theoak01]

how about sugarplum licks your balls while I service her,ya that would be great

 

[Robert Jan]

It would, actually

Except you would be there

but whatever

 

[Carmen]

how about sugarplum licks your balls while I service her,ya that would be great

lol.. i just laughed and beer shot out of my nose. i'm not even drinking beer.

 

[Robert Jan]

lol.. i just laughed and beer shot out of my nose. i'm not even drinking beer.

Why not?

I do actually like you

Beer made me ugly

 

[theoak01]

Im 20,Im single,just got out of a 3yr relationship and on cycle, Im not use to this lack of play, cut a guy some slack

 

[Carmen]

Im 20,Im single,just got out of a 3yr relationship and on cycle, Im not use to this lack of play, cut a guy some slack

i'm laughing at both of you.
i mean, WITH, not at.
rj knows i luv him, but the thought of licking his balls while a simpson's character is doing me from behind just cracks me up.

 

[Robert Jan]

you're just playing hard to get. you find the scenerio very appealing

 

[Carmen]

you're just playing hard to get. you find the scenerio very appealing

ok yeah, i do.

 

[theoak01]

im not just some random simpsons character,Im ralph,with a leprachaun on my shoulder giving play by play

 

[Robert Jan]

Ralph you're such a cockblocker. she'd have totally licked my balls if you'd have stfu

 

[theoak01]

lol,if I dont get none,nobody does fucker

 

[Robert Jan]

Then, you will die

http://wwwutnws.utwente.nl/utnieuws/data/37/17/schermen.jpg

 

[theoak01]

lmfao,my leprachaun will tell me to burn things again

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You've been drunk alot lately, Mr. Jan....

 

[Robert Jan]

/Yes. Im investing a lot of time money and effort into becoming an ugly fat weak stupid lonely pathetic guy

Im coming along quite nicely. This week I already got shot down 3 times.
no wait thats in two weeks
I have to dedicate myself.

 

[UA_Iron]

I dont like your tone Robert. You might just one day know what five feet, eight inches, 187lbs of pure fucken violence will feel like when you're getting your ass kicked. I'll clarify, thats 1.7272 Meters, and 84.8218 Kilograms.


or you could just bow to me now and save yourself the embarrassment.

 

[Robert Jan]

I poop bigger thnings than you, minion

One of my friends is 174 cm and we call him tiny

84 kilograms... I ate a steak that big in 30 seconds last week

 

[UA_Iron]

bah, you better bow nucka

 

[Robert Jan]

UA is gay

haha
that rhymes