Yeast Infection (Candida Albicans)

[satanic goatslayer]

I think I have thrush in my mouth. The chink at the store called me "resion-rips" and pelted me with yogurt.

I know that thrush is basically a yeast infection in my mouth. Maybe it's the pocket pussy that I use everyday without cleaning it. Granted, most people buy synthetic snatch rather than my sawn off woman-pelvis, but I mean come on now. Can sex with the ampuslit really pass off to me orally? I don't lick the fucking thing for just these types of hygenic reasons.

Also, I might have eaten prawns and halibut that I purchased from one of those white vans on the highway. Right away I knew something was up when the van said, "Atlantic Lobster" and I live on the far west coast. I drowned the prick in his own brine for that little piece of trickery.

Are there any narcotic anti-fungal medications??

Thanks.

 

[CFZB]

hahahahahahahaha ....hygenic reasons.

 

[JayC9]

Domestos and a wire brush?

 

[mixmeister]

I think I have thrush in my mouth. The chink at the store called me "resion-rips" and pelted me with yogurt.

I know that thrush is basically a yeast infection in my mouth. Maybe it's the pocket pussy that I use everyday without cleaning it. Granted, most people buy synthetic snatch rather than my sawn off woman-pelvis, but I mean come on now. Can sex with the ampuslit really pass off to me orally? I don't lick the fucking thing for just these types of hygenic reasons.

Also, I might have eaten prawns and halibut that I purchased from one of those white vans on the highway. Right away I knew something was up when the van said, "Atlantic Lobster" and I live on the far west coast. I drowned the prick in his own brine for that little piece of trickery.

Are there any narcotic anti-fungal medications??



Thanks.

"resion-rips"? Is that like "Flied lice"?
Why would you need a narcotic anti-fungal? Is it that bad? Pretty sure they don't sell that on the skreet corner.
Be sure to wash that thang every now and then.
Yogurt does help, though, seriously. You eat it, not play catch with it, though. Otherwise, see a doc. DO NOT eat the cream used by women. It WILL make you ill.

 

[jaded]

I've never met anyone who's actually had an oral yeast infection. Do you use excessive amounts of mouthwash? I've heard excessive amounts of mouthwash containing alcohol (say, after getting an oral piercing, when you're rinsing your mouth constantly) can cause thrush because all of the good bacteria is killed along with the bad... I would go to a doc.

 

[chewyxrage]

Sounds delicious

 

[jaded]

Sounds delicious

I'd refrain from kissing him, Chewy. It may be contagious.

 

[mixmeister]

I knew a guy who got one in his throat from munching the wifey's beav. It was pretty ugly. He thought it was strep.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I think I have thrush in my mouth. The chink at the store called me "resion-rips" and pelted me with yogurt.

I know that thrush is basically a yeast infection in my mouth. Maybe it's the pocket pussy that I use everyday without cleaning it. Granted, most people buy synthetic snatch rather than my sawn off woman-pelvis, but I mean come on now. Can sex with the ampuslit really pass off to me orally? I don't lick the fucking thing for just these types of hygenic reasons.

Also, I might have eaten prawns and halibut that I purchased from one of those white vans on the highway. Right away I knew something was up when the van said, "Atlantic Lobster" and I live on the far west coast. I drowned the prick in his own brine for that little piece of trickery.

Are there any narcotic anti-fungal medications??

Thanks.

How about dripping some tainted crack laced w/ Comet into a wide pinch of Copenhagen, and taking a dip. But be sure to douse the infected area with a 70/30 mixture of rubbing alcohol and Pepto Bismol, respectively, and drink after swallowing the narcotics.

Hope you feel better.

 

[mixmeister]

Maybe you can buy a cure from the karma store or trade k points with someone for one. LOL
I think I feel another bomb coming my way.