Yeah, whatever. Shut up.

[Smurfy]

Im going to say this to anyone who has the balls to even approach me today. Ive said it 3 times already. 2 people laughed, one cried.

So Im on page 196 of 250 pages on the Help Wanted webiste of the Chicago Tribune. I didnt even filter any jobs out like doctor or lawyer. I just clicked "all fucking jobs out there please". This will surely take me all day. And Im already pissed.

 

[Y_lifter]

No wonder you are in the want ads..

People don't want bitchy help

 

[jh1]

What happened to your children's services job...

 

[Smurfy]

No wonder you are in the want ads..

People don't want bitchy help

Im a joyful and happy person, Y. If you dont believe me, bring your ass to Chicago.

 

[Smurfy]

What happened to your children's services job...

Dont get me started on the many reasons why this job sucks Tuc's humongous balls. Let's start with the fact that I cant even pay my bills.

Yeah, whatever. Shut up and do my laundry biotch.

 

[coverguy]

You need some "oral" relaxation. Think i could fit underneath your desk?

 

[Lestat]

you still work? I thought lumberg was handling the finances now?

 

[Smurfy]

You need some "oral" relaxation. Think i could fit underneath your desk?

omg if i can just make it till Saturday.

yeah. I have a pretty big desk, but we can go to the 6th floor, its empty.

 

[HumorMe]

You need some "oral" relaxation. Think i could fit underneath your desk?

She might have trouble giving you a hummer like that.

 

[Smurfy]

you still work? I thought lumberg was handling the finances now?

Look just cuz he's handling your finances doesnt mean he's handling mine sweetie

 

[Dial_tone]

Dont get me started on the many reasons why this job sucks Tuc's humongous balls. Let's start with the act that I cant even pay my bills.

Yeah, whatever. Shut up and do my laundry biotch.

Rotate them like everybody else. Each month pick a different bill up and say "YOU AIN'T GETTIN PAID THIS MONTH, BITCH" then trash it.

 

[Smurfy]

Rotate them like everybody else. Each month pick a different bill up and say "YOU AIN'T GETTIN PAID THIS MONTH, BITCH" then trash it.

LOL! See, this is why I you. You always have something good and light hearted to say.

(sorry no bootie pics)

 

[jh1]

Dont get me started on the many reasons why this job sucks Tuc's humongous balls. Let's start with the fact that I cant even pay my bills.

Yeah, whatever. Shut up and do my laundry biotch.

1st of all... you do MY LAUNDRY... that's the way it works... don't forget it! Get it? Got it? GOOD!

2ndly... I don't know anything about Tuc's balls... but for the sake of everyone... let's say Tuc's fat titties.... 'cause everyone knows how fat he is....

 

[Dial_tone]

Chi Chi Chi Chia!

 

[powerslave]

Run outta saltines again?

 

[Smurfy]

Im eating saltines right now. Thank God or else Id be homicidal.

 

[d3track]

if you get yourself fired i think you can collect unemployment..........

plus, i have mastered the, "i sent out jack ass, there is no way i am paying the late fee. its not my fault it was lost in transit. I'm looking at the carbon copy, its dated the 12, so i paid it before the 15th, now take off that fee damnit."

 

[powerslave]

:toebang:

 

[SoreArms]

I'm guessing aunt flow is in town

 

[Scotsman]

Smurfy- just be happy you made one person cry so far. Most days I don't get that satisfaction

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Smurfy]

:toebang:

absolutely.


Sorearms - negatory.

 

[Smurfy]

I think I can be a Payroll Specialist. I dont have any direct experience but Im smart and task oriented. At least I wouldnt have to deal with kids/families and their drama.
Is anyone in Payroll Processing?

 

[Dial_tone]

I don't have the foggiest idea what I'd do if not for computers.

 

[SoreArms]

do you know how to plant tulips?

 

[powerslave]

I think I can be a Payroll Specialist. I dont have any direct experience but Im smart and task oriented. At least I wouldnt have to deal with kids/families and their drama.
Is anyone in Payroll Processing?

No, but I imagine you would have to put up with people bitching about their paycheck.

 

[Smurfy]

do you know how to plant tulips?

not a damn clue

 

[SoreArms]

not a damn clue

too bad 'cause I could give you a job planting your tu-lips on this!

 

[Smurfy]

too bad 'cause I could give you a job planting your tu-lips on this!

Oh Snap!!! No...You...Dit-int!

 

[Lumberg]

do you know how to plant tulips?

Damn...saw that one coming a mile away.

LMAO at Coverguy...what about your boss's office Smurfy?

 

[Smurfy]

Oh, and look how Project completely and utterly ignores my threads.

$20 says he has read it but doesnt know what to say

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Smurfy,

brb

 

[Smurfy]

Smurfy,

brb

yeah thanks alot. you gave me the BRB a few nights ago havent seen you since.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

yeah thanks alot. you gave me the BRB a few nights ago havent seen you since.

Didn't you get the note I left on your pillow?

 

[Lumberg]

I could get you a job in DC.

 

[Lestat]

I think I can be a Payroll Specialist. I dont have any direct experience but Im smart and task oriented. At least I wouldnt have to deal with kids/families and their drama.
Is anyone in Payroll Processing?

that was my first job that got me into the company i work at now... pretty easy stuff... mind numbing though.

 

[jh1]

that was my first job that got me into the company i work at now... pretty easy stuff... mind numbing though.

Sort of like your posts?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Good luck Smurfet...you'll find something...just stay after it.

 

[Smurfy]

that was my first job that got me into the company i work at now... pretty easy stuff... mind numbing though.

i think at this point mind numbing would feel pretty damn good.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i think at this point mind numbing would feel pretty damn good.

can I get the #4 fresca style please? oh, and the ice machine doesn't work

 

[Smurfy]

can I get the #4 fresca style please? oh, and the ice machine doesn't work

yeah, whatever. shut up.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

yeah, whatever. shut up.

whatever up, shut yeah.

don't take menial jobs