so my son called me earlier and asked if "A" (his gf) could stay for dinner, since neither of them are working tonight.
"Sure," I say.
"Cool. What are we having?" he asked.
"Candy."
"No, really."
"beer."
"Mom. Really. What are we having?"
(pause)
"I don't know?"
so he said that he would make dinner. Him and "A". It was just me and the kids so I said ok.
When I got home, they all said they'd call me when dinner was ready. It smelled great... and then they called me down.
They were all sitting at the table with plates of chicken and vegetable stir fry.
on MY plate was a pile of tootsie rolls and a side of sour patch kids. And a beer.
It was DEEEEELICIOUS!*
*really, they gave me stirfry after I stopped laughing and pretending to be super excited about eating candy for dinner.
"Sure," I say.
"Cool. What are we having?" he asked.
"Candy."
"No, really."
"beer."
"Mom. Really. What are we having?"
(pause)
"I don't know?"
so he said that he would make dinner. Him and "A". It was just me and the kids so I said ok.
When I got home, they all said they'd call me when dinner was ready. It smelled great... and then they called me down.
They were all sitting at the table with plates of chicken and vegetable stir fry.
on MY plate was a pile of tootsie rolls and a side of sour patch kids. And a beer.
It was DEEEEELICIOUS!*
*really, they gave me stirfry after I stopped laughing and pretending to be super excited about eating candy for dinner.

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