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ya'll have any tanning booth tips?
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smallmovesal
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if you're like me, the main thing i look for is minutes vs. sessions... i usually have to work up to an entire session so i like to be able to keep my minutes.
how long do you want to go?
i usually just buy a certain amount of minutes and then i can use them whenever - they don't expire... but if you go a lot, then buy for a time period.
how long do you want to go?
i usually just buy a certain amount of minutes and then i can use them whenever - they don't expire... but if you go a lot, then buy for a time period.
smallmovesal
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Crazier said:
um, this is a disgusting question, but WHY? and part two: how on earth do you clean that up? does it leave tan lines?
GreekGodGenetics
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seriously...??
So your one eyed monster will be light than the rest of you?? That is terrible looking. You have this brilliant tan but your "johnson" is about 30 shades lighter. That doesn't seem like an actuallly good thing.
jus' trying to understand...
I have to tan(or get darker) for a show...
So your one eyed monster will be light than the rest of you?? That is terrible looking. You have this brilliant tan but your "johnson" is about 30 shades lighter. That doesn't seem like an actuallly good thing.
jus' trying to understand...
I have to tan(or get darker) for a show...
RyanH
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Never get a long term contract, Rnch, since if the salon goes belly-up you are without any recourse as to what you had left remaining on the contract (unless you want the hassle of going to small claims which I'm sure you don't).
I would only go 2 or 3 months max.
That said, I know you don't want to hear this, but my uncle is a dermatologist-- so I'll say it-----tanning beds are HORRIBLE on your skin. I know that most bodybuilders use them, but if people had any idea the damage they are doing to their skin long term, they would shy away from them altogether. When ever I've used a tanning bed I've used them very sparingly, and let the sun intensify it (since the sun is less harmful by far on your skin than tanning beds, although both are bad)..
But, since I know you'll go anyway, try the stand-up tanning beds, no tan lines and they tan pretty fast too. (I've been known to sneak in a few times myself, much to my amazement).
Ryan.
I would only go 2 or 3 months max.
That said, I know you don't want to hear this, but my uncle is a dermatologist-- so I'll say it-----tanning beds are HORRIBLE on your skin. I know that most bodybuilders use them, but if people had any idea the damage they are doing to their skin long term, they would shy away from them altogether. When ever I've used a tanning bed I've used them very sparingly, and let the sun intensify it (since the sun is less harmful by far on your skin than tanning beds, although both are bad)..
But, since I know you'll go anyway, try the stand-up tanning beds, no tan lines and they tan pretty fast too. (I've been known to sneak in a few times myself, much to my amazement).
Ryan.
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HighIntensity
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get month packages...stand up and high intensity beds after a base and use tingle and coco butter
PsychoSkitz
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Tip #1: Make sure you get a good look at the cute girl that works at the place before entering the room so that you can masturbate with the tanning oil.
Tip #2: Make sure there's a garbage can in the room because you'd feel embarassed handing her a cum drenched papertowel to throw away upon completion of tan.
Tip #2: Make sure there's a garbage can in the room because you'd feel embarassed handing her a cum drenched papertowel to throw away upon completion of tan.
RyanH
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rnch said:
I thought most of the gyms in New Orleans sucked, but great price. I always worked-out at Tulane's gym when I lived there.
As far as tanning beds go--I would ask the tanning shop how often they change the bulbs on their beds---some shops rarely do (they say they do) but many don't, and the result is that you don't get the tan you are paying for.
smallmovesal
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you can't tan outside in the winter here unless you ski!
it helps with the seasonal affective disorder than most ppl here have too.. i tend to go periodically in the winter.
usually i just stay pretty white though.
it helps with the seasonal affective disorder than most ppl here have too.. i tend to go periodically in the winter.
usually i just stay pretty white though.
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HighIntensity
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by the was tanning is very addictive and the best feeling in the world...outside of well you know
smallmovesal said:
um, this is a disgusting question, but WHY? and part two: how on earth do you clean that up? does it leave tan lines?
Alright. So you're lying on your back, and you get a mean hard on. This fan is blowing nice cold air right up your balls and asscrack. It feels good... so, you figure, what the hell.
You start plugging away on the guy. Of course, you want to prolong the activity to increase your load and climax, so your dick, which is about 3/4" of an inch away from these baking lamps for 15 minutes starts to get crispy.
Next thing you know, a few days later your dick hurts and is really dry. Next thing you know, when you pop a boner, it stretches the skin, which results in bleeding and minor tearing. A week later you look like you have syphillis, and your scab tears open every time you get a hard on. It almost heals, and then here comes a hard on to put you back to square one.
It's never good when a chic blows you and then asks why there is a scab on your dick.
It took about 6 months to heal. My doctor was stumped... and I was scared. Even got the long q-tip up the pee-hole just to make sure nothing was wrong... and that it was just a sunburn.
Now there is a very white shade on my dick the size of a dime where the scab was. Really, I can't complain. At least it healed.
SOCK IT!!!
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RyanH
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rnch said:
Well, from a vistor standpoint NOLA is cool, but when I lived there, I despised the place. The city has a lot of potential because of its history but the poverty alongside wealth, the crime, and not to mention the gay community which was severely lacking--which I considered to be, for the most part unattractive, unathletic, and backward thinking. Move Rnch---a whole other world awaits--it's never too late!
RyanH said:
......yes, again, i agree with you, nawliz is a great party town for a few days but not for your year 'round primary residence. CERTAIN times of the year.....mardi gras, jazz fest, french quarter festival, decadence, this place can be entertaining. but, well paying jobs are becoming harder to find here. major industiries are leaving, no hi-tech development here, the service industry pays just slightly above minimum wage, my slacker civil service job is not too bad by local standards!! not what i had in mind while trying to stay awake in college, though!! moving is always an option, but "pale males" are not considered high priority transfer material in the federal government.
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RyanH said:
Ryan this is not a flame, but someone of your read should know that tanning acts to release seratonan in the brain and is proven to aid in muscel growth
rnch said:bump for tanning prices?????
I don't think there is a "set" price for how much a place is going to charge a month. It depends on if you are using the beds or the hexes, how you long you go I mean here in michigan it goes from 50 a month unlimited to about 25 sometimes they run deals like two people for a month for 50 or something. It don't matter to me my best friends neighboors have their own hex bed and I can tan there for 25 a month as much as I want, once again just depends on where you live.
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