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WWE is getting really gay.

Yeah, it sucks ass. Why doesn't he put Flair in charge and be done with it?
 
Nice. How do you go about indulging that story line on T.V.? Kill some wrestlers and Anal Assplorer them on stage?
 
If I were in WWE, it would be ratings heaven. Big Ass Mofo like me on there. And I would not have any lame ass intro music or entrance like Triple H.

I would call my finishing move The Anal Bomb. My submission hold would be The Orifice Invader. (mandible claw applied to the rectal region).

I would pin them in the 69 position.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
If I were in WWE, it would be ratings heaven. Big Ass Mofo like me on there. And I would not have any lame ass intro music or entrance like Triple H.

I would call my finishing move The Anal Bomb. My submission hold would be The Orifice Invader. (mandible claw applied to the rectal region).

I would pin them in the 69 position.



oh lord help me...:spit:
 
I would make sure the announcers knew how to call my matches.

Rather than say I was rolling them up in a small package, it would be "Look at Anal, and his Large Package."

Belt or no belt, I would always be the People's "Hardcore" Champion.
 
ZenMachine said:


Even with that fine quality woman's match??? :D

Zen

One thing I noticed, last night and in the match last week, was that STacy Keibler and that bitch in the green (the white trash ho), they both throw some MEAN kicks to the head and face. I mean, when that bitch kicked Jackie last night, you could see that Jackie's head snapped with much velocity. It was like she didn't pull her kick or soften it at all.
 
Stacey took the saddest bump this side of Jackie Gayda last night. It was really terrible.

I have noticed that the womans matches as a whole seem to be less controlled and "rougher".
 
ZenMachine said:
Stacey took the saddest bump this side of Jackie Gayda last night. It was really terrible.

I have noticed that the womans matches as a whole seem to be less controlled and "rougher".

Yep. One day we are going to see an implant burst.
 
Wrestling is turning out to be strange and why did Kane come back to being kinda Soft. What i said Soft, not so powerful feelling. When they talked about Kane killing his x woman it was a little slow..... They need The Rock to come back and make us laugh with his Wit....

Salute
 
anyone watch last night? who was that huge freak that they showed for like 30 seconds? suposed to be some new huge MOFO coming out,
 
big_bad_buff said:
anyone watch last night? who was that huge freak that they showed for like 30 seconds? suposed to be some new huge MOFO coming out,

Batista (sp?) he was Leviathan in the other Federation.

They ruined the hell out of him when he first appeared. This guy has some tools and talents. He should be the upper midcard / main eventer by now.

If I were in charge of the WWE, I would place him with other jacked ass mofos for a TRUE rulebreaking clique. Add him, Val Venis, Prototype (whatever he is calling himself now) and put Scott Steiner in charge. Call them something like Bad Ass Buff Boys or Stud Stable, etc..
 
Anal AssPlorer said:


Batista (sp?) he was Leviathan in the other Federation.

They ruined the hell out of him when he first appeared. This guy has some tools and talents. He should be the upper midcard / main eventer by now.

If I were in charge of the WWE, I would place him with other jacked ass mofos for a TRUE rulebreaking clique. Add him, Val Venis, Prototype (whatever he is calling himself now) and put Scott Steiner in charge. Call them something like Bad Ass Buff Boys or Stud Stable, etc..


Scott Steiner was my favorite. by far most entertaining.

Batista website
http://www.demon-wrestling.com/main.htm
 
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