Wtf!! Someone Keeps Jackign My Doormatts

[Yarg!]

seriously! who the fuck steals doormatts! my brother just got back from his friend's house, hes like "hey, u know our doormatts gone, again". WTF! its the 3rd time this month. in total ive lost like 6 doormatts to this asshole. GRRRRR, these things dont come cheap...

to the theif
IF YOURE READING THIS:

I WILL BREAK YOU

 

[GrandMaster]

wtf do you need a door mat for? dont bother man.

or u can get another one and have it connected to a sensor and a 50gage riffle!
u'll catch them for sure....fuckin left side of the bitches bode will be painted all over ur garage! lol

 

[theoak01]

lol its probably some 90 year old senile lady,beat her ass good bro

 

[canadianhitman]

get some long-ass screws with big flat heads and pin the next one down into the wood/cement/whatever

 

[Yarg!]

ya, my building is full of weirdos. its like a little town- everyone knows each other, and they all gossip. for instance my friend recently had kidney problems and theyre all whispering "oooh its that "lastname" kid .. i heard he had a steroid problem, blah blah" cuz my friends ridiculously big and strong. though hes never juiced in his life- just hard work, dedication, no life and creatine. ill get to the bottom of this.

 

[GrandMaster]

lol... watch is be a fuckin possom or squrril.......... tha'd be pure jokes with how worked up u are

 

[theoak01]

lol that would be priceless

 

[Yarg!]

cant be a rodent tho cuz i live in an apt building, its gotta be a senile old lady.

 

[hamstershaver]

maybe it was someone who saw a pic of your hammy salad

 

[from zero]

Just set up a camera orb. Then when you find out who it is, jam a pitchfork in their face.

 

[jenscats5]

I once had someone steal my trashcan with the lid -- AND IT WAS FULL at the time....

Freakin weirdos....

 

[Seashell]

get some long-ass screws with big flat heads and pin the next one down into the wood/cement/whatever

lol, that's what I was gonig to say.. nail that badboy down..

 

[string_bean00]

maybe it was someone who saw a pic of your hammy salad

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[Whiskey]

there is some crazy ass shit goin down in your place bro.. better call in the feds

Whiskey

 

[Phaded]

put anthrax on it..

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

You could glue a bunch of little maggot pupae into it and let them jack it purposely. Couple days later they'd have a nice maggot filled door mat. I'm sure that would stop the fucker.