WTF? Calve Implants!!!

[gyle]

I just got back from the gym a lil while ago, n' on MTV there were all kinds of plastic surgery makeovers. Well, one guy on there was in decent shape, but was unsatisfied with the size of his calves, so this ass goes n' gets " Calve Implants " to enlarge n' shape his calves. That iz some crazy SHIT to do! He was in so much pain for a while, and his calves weren't all that. When he gets old and skinny with paper thin skin he's going to look crazy. BUT AAS are illegal! Go figure.

 

[calveless wonder]

i need those things....












j/k

that shit is from years ago. leave it to MTV to put douchebags on TV (LOL, maybe that's why they wanted me)